People tend to check in during these times:
Watch out for parking authority, they'll nab you a minute past your meter.
Need a cab, but paying with card? Get an uber. Black towncars and SUVs, for slightly more than the cost of a cab. Download the uber app, or go to m.uber.com. Use invite code yiy5a for $10 off.
The new snack machines take credit cards. It's pretty magical.
What a wonderful place! This is where great politics come from!
Sometimes the Pepsi machine in the basement is on the fritz. Unplug it and plug it back in. Then continue fetching your Pepsi.
Finance Dept is where the fun is.
Had enough yet?
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If you third floor runs out of coffee, ask the security guys to let you into the store room.