People tend to check in during these times:
They way the hassle you is entertaining and fun!
Bad attitude should be expected but all in good fun
At dicks with baby no homo but dicks are the shit lol
I just don't get this place. The whole point is to be a dick to you but they get offended if you're a dick back?
The Crazy stuff
Halarious staff food wasnt the best but still worth visiting if u like to have fun lol
The staff is rude..... Duhhhhhh... Lol had a blast
Love the sarcasm
Try the firecracker Salmon. Its so delicious!! Oh and never leave your left overs on the table lest you become a victim of monkey in the middle by two hilarious Dick servers. Lol!!
Excelente para animarte
They treat you like a Dick here. And boy is it funny!
This place is a great change of pace! Most places don't give good service anyways, so might as well be a dick! Love it! Ask for a paper hat
Not gluten free friendly!
Everything is good here!
$7.99 crab balls $13 drink
Ask for joel, he's hilarious!
While I enjoyed the service, I wouldn't go back. We paid $52 for two watery beers (supposedly shiner, tasted like bud light), a killer margarita (42 oz no buzz), alligator bites (meh), and the tip.
My lightweight wife killed the 45 oz margarita and hardly felt it. Uh huh.
I love this place. Only place I be myself ( a bitch ) and get a way with it.
Food is good and it's so much fun. If you don't have a sense of humor you don't belong here!
Dicks was not what I expected. It was supposed to be funny or rude but it wasn't when we were there. I think it was overrated if you ask me. The food was not that great.
The Gator Bytes are very good!! The BloodyMary was awesome also. But really nt a lot of food choices I think their should be more of a variety. Oh yeah n their Crabby Balls are also very god.
El concepto del Dick's, el maltrato!!! Bien!!! Chinguenasumadre todos!!!
What?....it's just a rash. What's your hat say?
Love this place! Do not go if you cannot handle sarcasm, and rudeness. Love that they make customers wear paper hats with hilarious sayings.
The drinks we had, including a giant Rita did not seem to include hardly any alcohol, but the service and the atmosphere was amazingly entertaining.
Dont wear a tie they will cut it off
What an amazing time! My partner and I had a bunch of laughs and the crab legs are the shit! Our server was pretty fly too, if you can't take a joke move along!
Lol...this place is hella crazy!
Sick of servers being nice to you? Then you definitely need to check out Dick's Last Resort. Prepare yourself for paper hats with insults written on them, rudeness and bad service all in good fun.
Best beer deal: 32 oz Sol for $7.50
Finally, my first Dick's! While on a visit to San Antonio, I was not disappointed.
Have the Alligator appetizer, tastes like chicken!
Service so awful that's it's amazing!
Loved it! Was nervous about how rude they would be... but nothing was personal or to inappropriate. Def will go back again!!
Fun place but too fucking expensive
Sitting outside is the best!! Watching the people enjoy the shit written on the stupid hat they put on your head is hilarious!
I would rather starve than eat here.
Don't say "Thank You" or be nice in anyway.
Their obviously dicks.
Si quieres buena comida, y que te atiendan con groserías de broma es el lugar indicado. Abre hasta tarde, mas que todos los que están en el riverwalk
Jersey is awesome... He is fun and appropriately inappropriate!
Service was very professional and fast. Everyone is so nice.
N'Somnia here tonight and tomorrow. May 18 &19, 2012
Don't eat here unless you love rude people.
The wait staff is SUPPOSED to be rude and crude! It's part of the experience. If you have no sense of humor, stay away! If you have a sense of humor, like us, then go and enjoy!
Its kinda hard to wait a minute or what you want or hurry and order but once you get over it the place is kinda co&right on water is awesome
You don't go for the food!!!
Spring break has arrived.....holy cow im gettin old