Dick's Last Resort

Bar, American Restaurant, and Burger Joint
406 Navarro St (Riverwalk), San Antonio, TX 78205, United States
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People tend to check in during these times:

  • Today
    • 5:00 PM–9:00 PM
  • Wed
    • 5:00 PM–10:00 PM
  • Thu
    • 4:00 PM–11:00 PM
  • Fri
    • Noon–1:00 AM
  • Sat
    • 11:00 AM–1:00 AM
  • Sun
    • Noon–10:00 PM
  • Mon
    • 5:00 PM–9:00 PM
$ $ $ $
Happy Hour
Beer, Cocktails
Credit Cards:
Yes (incl. American Express)
Outdoor Seating:

Based on 151 votes

People have mixed feelings about this place

  • What you need to know
    Dirty B.
    "Love the sarcasm"(3 Tips)
    Clay C.
    "My lightweight wife killed the 45 oz margarita and hardly felt it."(2 Tips)
    Steven G.
    "Best beer deal: 32 oz Sol for $7.50"(3 Tips)
    Roibeard H.
    "Play along with the staff and have a great time."(10 Tips)
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70 tips and reviews.

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  • sarcasm
  • live music
  • great value
  • trendy
  • Bloody Marys
  • BBQ pork
  • good for singles
  • beer
  • chicken
  • dinner
  • staff
  • gators
  • lunch
  • Apostle Otha U. B.

    They way the hassle you is entertaining and fun!

  • Rachel F.

    Bad attitude should be expected but all in good fun

    Rachel Fowler · June 22
  • Derrick M.

    At dicks with baby no homo but dicks are the shit lol

    Derrick Malone · April 26
  • Abner A.

    I just don't get this place. The whole point is to be a dick to you but they get offended if you're a dick back?

    Abner Aceves · April 15
  • Cinnamon C.

    The Crazy stuff

    Cinnamon Cappel · November 9, 2014
  • Jordan R.

    Halarious staff food wasnt the best but still worth visiting if u like to have fun lol

    Jordan Rice · October 19, 2014
  • Rashunda H.

    The staff is rude..... Duhhhhhh... Lol had a blast

    Rashunda Hildredth · August 10, 2014
  • Dirty B.

    Love the sarcasm

    Dirty Bird · August 9, 2014
  • Jessica M.

    Try the firecracker Salmon. Its so delicious!! Oh and never leave your left overs on the table lest you become a victim of monkey in the middle by two hilarious Dick servers. Lol!!

    Jessica Murph · July 6, 2014
  • Lopez

    Excelente para animarte

    Lopez · May 25, 2014
  • Robert S.

    They treat you like a Dick here. And boy is it funny!

    Robert Scheib · May 22, 2014
  • Jake A.

    This place is a great change of pace! Most places don't give good service anyways, so might as well be a dick! Love it! Ask for a paper hat

    Jake Aycock · April 14, 2014
  • Sherry L.

    Not gluten free friendly!

    Sherry Leblond · March 15, 2014

    Everything is good here!

    SAMANTHA MCSHAN · March 9, 2014
  • Virg N.

    $7.99 crab balls $13 drink

    Virg Nelson · February 22, 2014
  • Melanie H.

    Ask for joel, he's hilarious!

    Melanie Hutzler · February 17, 2014
  • Carissa C.

    While I enjoyed the service, I wouldn't go back. We paid $52 for two watery beers (supposedly shiner, tasted like bud light), a killer margarita (42 oz no buzz), alligator bites (meh), and the tip.

    Carissa Chastain · December 13, 2013
  • Clay C.

    My lightweight wife killed the 45 oz margarita and hardly felt it. Uh huh.

    Clay Chastain · December 13, 2013
  • Shannon L.

    I love this place. Only place I be myself ( a bitch ) and get a way with it.

    Shannon Levine · November 25, 2013
  • Heidi L.

    Food is good and it's so much fun. If you don't have a sense of humor you don't belong here!

    Heidi Leledakis · November 17, 2013
  • Sabine F.

    Dicks was not what I expected. It was supposed to be funny or rude but it wasn't when we were there. I think it was overrated if you ask me. The food was not that great.

    Sabine Fritz · November 12, 2013
  • Jennifer F.

    The Gator Bytes are very good!! The BloodyMary was awesome also. But really nt a lot of food choices I think their should be more of a variety. Oh yeah n their Crabby Balls are also very god.

    Jennifer Ford · November 4, 2013
  • David B.

    El concepto del Dick's, el maltrato!!! Bien!!! Chinguenasumadre todos!!!

    David Brossig · October 17, 2013
  • Steff

    What?....it's just a rash. What's your hat say?

    Steff · September 7, 2013
  • Mary F.

    Love this place! Do not go if you cannot handle sarcasm, and rudeness. Love that they make customers wear paper hats with hilarious sayings.

    Mary Fisher · July 31, 2013
  • Karl T.

    The drinks we had, including a giant Rita did not seem to include hardly any alcohol, but the service and the atmosphere was amazingly entertaining.

    Karl Tiedt · July 20, 2013
  • Kdkreig

    Dont wear a tie they will cut it off

    Kdkreig · July 1, 2013
  • Sarah M.

    What an amazing time! My partner and I had a bunch of laughs and the crab legs are the shit! Our server was pretty fly too, if you can't take a joke move along!

    Sarah McCoy · June 6, 2013
  • U N.

    Lol...this place is hella crazy!

    U Nwo · April 23, 2013
  • Social N.

    Sick of servers being nice to you? Then you definitely need to check out Dick's Last Resort. Prepare yourself for paper hats with insults written on them, rudeness and bad service all in good fun.

    Social News Network · April 18, 2013
  • Steven G.

    Best beer deal: 32 oz Sol for $7.50

    Steven Golson · April 14, 2013
  • Michael D.

    Finally, my first Dick's! While on a visit to San Antonio, I was not disappointed.

    Michael Davis · April 13, 2013
  • Elle A.

    Have the Alligator appetizer, tastes like chicken!

    Elle Amoré · March 22, 2013
  • Kimberly A.

    Service so awful that's it's amazing!

    Kimberly Archer · March 18, 2013
  • Lisa M.

    Loved it! Was nervous about how rude they would be... but nothing was personal or to inappropriate. Def will go back again!!

    Lisa Mackey · March 17, 2013
  • Monica C.


    Monica Cuellar · February 16, 2013
  • Brandon Z.

    Fun place but too fucking expensive

    Brandon Zook · January 27, 2013
  • Olivia F.

    Sitting outside is the best!! Watching the people enjoy the shit written on the stupid hat they put on your head is hilarious!

    Olivia Fulaytar · January 20, 2013

    I would rather starve than eat here.

    PRENTICE · November 4, 2012
  • Andrea D.

    Don't say "Thank You" or be nice in anyway.

    Andrea Dacey · October 2, 2012
  • Kelsey

    Their obviously dicks.

    Kelsey · September 22, 2012
  • Luis George

    Si quieres buena comida, y que te atiendan con groserías de broma es el lugar indicado. Abre hasta tarde, mas que todos los que están en el riverwalk

    Luis George · September 2, 2012
  • Mallory A.

    Jersey is awesome... He is fun and appropriately inappropriate!

    Mallory Allen · July 7, 2012
  • A T.

    Service was very professional and fast. Everyone is so nice.

    A T · June 7, 2012
  • Donna G.

    N'Somnia here tonight and tomorrow. May 18 &19, 2012

    Donna Gustamante · May 19, 2012
  • Jennifer M.

    Don't eat here unless you love rude people.

    Jennifer M · April 16, 2012
  • Nancy H.

    The wait staff is SUPPOSED to be rude and crude! It's part of the experience. If you have no sense of humor, stay away! If you have a sense of humor, like us, then go and enjoy!

    Nancy Hagenbuch · April 4, 2012
  • Jihan K.

    Its kinda hard to wait a minute or what you want or hurry and order but once you get over it the place is kinda co&right on water is awesome

    Jihan Kaleem · March 29, 2012
  • Nyreen G.

    You don't go for the food!!!

    Nyreen G · March 17, 2012
  • Monica M.

    Spring break has arrived.....holy cow im gettin old

    Monica Mcstay · March 12, 2012

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