People tend to check in during these times:
Check out that tiger!
Cynthia Kagay - best art consultant ever. Ask for her at Arranz-Bravo or Franklin Bowles galleries. She's awesome.
Disappointing Dali collection, but they're still Dalis.
Painters sure do love painting naked bitches.
Bring your friendly gallery employee an Irish Coffee.
Chagall, Picasso, Rembrandt, Saltzmann, Dali, Alvarez, Brisson