bring your own fan, it can get hot at night.
Don't park on the grass or the Jew will get you.
Don't leave your lady pads in open containers or Sam will eat it!
Try the venison latkes, they taste like bambi had a greasy fart.
Have your canine urinate on the carpet and watch the chaos that follows. *chaos may or may not include natures miracle.
Try the Puerto Rican rum here