George Bush Intercontinental Airport is the 8th busiest airport in the U.S. & offers service to more Mexican destinations than any other airport in the nation.
Come here to use airplanes.
You will probably get run over by one of the hundreds of moving carts in the terminal walkways. Good luck!
Avoid the long security lines in Terminal C by going upstairs the escalators and towards parking. There is another check point there straight into E and back to C (if needed).
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany... til you go to LAX, anyway.
If you kiss the feet of the George Bush statue in Terminal C a billionaire will get another tax cut.
It's Texas, don't get to excited
Welcome to Houston - home of the 2011 AFC South champion Houston Texans! Come see us at Reliant Stadium for a game, or stop by the Go Texan Store to check out the largest collection of team gear.
free wifi by all president clubs
Eat at pappadeaux !
GET FRESH w/TSA for NO REASON
If you sit outside Continental Airline's Presidents' Lounge you can jump on their free wifi... (shhh)
If you are in terminal B, be prepared for lots of people and not a lot of space or seating.
Best dining options are in Terminal E, although Terminal C has seen some recent improvement in that area. Food choices in Terminals A, B, and D are pretty sorry for the most part.And if you're on
Drink lots of beer.
The Real Food restaurant in terminal C is the least airporty food imaginable. -WV
Pappadeaux upstairs in Terminal E is a great place to grab a meal if you have some extra time. It's a fill service restaurant and bar. Try the bisque, any of the seafood, the swamp thing drink!
Real Food in terminal C has great tasting, fresh meals!
Try a pat down! Receive a full-body, full service massage from your friendly TSA screener - and it's free!
Avoid the Big Macs, Houston. You're starting to let yourself go a bit.
Welcome to Houston! If you want to listen to the local NPR station, turn your dial to FM 88.7 (KUHF) or FM 90.9 (KTSU). Enjoy your trip.
Welcome to Texas...the greatest country on earth.
Don't check bags if at all possible when flying to this airport. The baggage claim facility is horribly inefficient. I had to wait 25 miniutes to get my bag, and the monitor had the location wrong!
they searched my hair?? wtf
Not to self (although I have a 10 hour flight) dress fly.. There are so many amazing looking men in suits... Yum
If you want to pretend its 1988 drop by Terminal A and use a pay phone.
Say thank you to Continental for many years of good customer service....hope United can learn from them!
Ask TSA to buy u a drink first
Houston we have a solution! Check out Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center where astronauts are trained while you're here!
Try the Fox News store. You can buy baby seals to club.
Avoid B gates whenever possible, that is if you want a seat in the terminal. It's always crowded in here.
watch out for all the golf type carts, and of course the numerous overweight people.
Stay on the plane while taxiing.
This place is big. Fly Hobby.
if your picking someone up there's now an area where you can park and wait instead of endlessly driving around the terminal. oh. and its free.
Use of cell phones is now permitted.
People watch; its fun
If u are heading on vacation and want to get some drinks at the airport. Go on ebay and get a presidents club pass. You can get two for about $46. We all know airport drinks cost $
This airport is an allegory for our dying nation.
The only Houston Airport that offers non-stop flights to Des Moines.
Defeat the the security boss in Terminal C and then dodge the attacking carts and head to gate C-44. Double-jump and you will land on an invisible platform (it's a bug). Jump again for a free powerup!
For Terminal E check out Papacitas! Is super good and made fresh - the breakfast burrito, potato/egg/cheese, is awesome and only $2.50!!
Recommended: If you've just travelled from Chicago and you have a son called Kevin, then please make sure that he's with you. If not, he's probably in NY fending off burglars at your house.
They need to hire a cleaning staff here!
Visit the mini-Borders in Terminal E to grab a read for your travels.
Hope you don't have to connect from Terminal A to Terminal E. You need a bus, a walk, a train... then the plane!!
Headed to L.A. I'll holla!!
George Bush sucks!
Yea use the charging stations or the plugs.
Don't make any terrorist jokes. TSA has no sense of humor when it comes to that genre.