People tend to check in during these times:
I am the worst mayor ever!
We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day
We've got to act fast. Step one, we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back onto the planet. Step two, we destroy that thing.
Can get REALLY loud, but a great place to work in a group environment.