Guenter. Is. Right. Behind. You.
Guenter was once a choir boy. He made his priest leave the seminary.
Guenter dosent like to be touched by anyone other than his wife shawanda, unless he's in a fist fight
Guenter lost an eye when his u boat was torpedoed by Russians. For that he burned a Russian village to the ground.
One time guenter was attacked by a boar. That boar is now a hat and walking stick
Never ever take guenter's scotch. He'll try and beat you with a crowbar