Harris Ranch Cattle Yards

Farm, German Restaurant, and Cemetery
Coalinga, CA 93210, United States
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People tend to check in during these times:

  • Today
    • Noon–7:00 PM
  • Tue
    • 2:00 PM–5:00 PM
  • Wed
    • 1:00 PM–6:00 PM
  • Thu
    • 10:00 AM–6:00 PM
  • Fri
    • 9:00 AM–9:00 PM
  • Sat
    • 9:00 AM–5:00 PM
  • Sun
    • 10:00 AM–11:00 PM

Based on 42 votes

People don't really like this place

  • What you need to know
    Joz J.
    "Hold your breath for as long as you can as you drive past!"(6 Tips)
    Kevin W.
    "Close your vents before the putrid odor goes into your car"(3 Tips)
    Ryan F.
    "Make sure you have a gas mask for when you drive past Harris Ranch"(3 Tips)
    Michael C.
    "Bring a gas mask hahaha"(2 Tips)
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  • Ryan F.

    Make sure you have a gas mask for when you drive past Harris Ranch

    Ryan Freitas · December 30, 2013
  • Sean R.

    I love stoping here when I'm on I-5. Best burgers, and beef!!

    Sean Rojas · November 1, 2013
  • Bianca D.

    Hold your breath!

    Bianca D · September 25, 2013
  • Norbert d.

    Aroma therapy.

    Norbert dela Merced · August 30, 2013
  • Mymy C.

    Holy cow that's a lot of cattle 😳

    Mymy Chau · June 22, 2013
  • Dory

    Hold your. Nose

    Dory · April 23, 2013
  • Pam R.

    Does not smell pretty (at all!). They have sheep too.

    Pam Rumer · March 21, 2013
  • Ray Ray

    Who sharted?! ...oh yeah

    Ray Ray · December 1, 2012
  • jenipher g.

    Pinche cows! Smells like dirty diapers and wet hay. Roll up the windows, look for po po's and if the coast is clear, floor it!

    jenipher geoffrey · November 3, 2012
  • Steve D.

    You know you're half way to No. Cal. when you go past the poo-poo!

    Steve Dardarian · October 16, 2012
  • Robert E.

    It is owned by Harris ranch all their beef products are sold in the small markets. Also they owned a hotel and restaurant a mile away from the slaughter house.

    Robert Ebias · October 12, 2012
  • Brandon H.

    Smells bad, tastes great! those cattle die to fill our bellies. Exceptions earth cookie, tree hugging, dirt worshiping, vegans and vegetarians who bitch about how we should live on soy milk and hummus

    Brandon H · August 26, 2012
  • Shawn K.

    Drive faster

    Shawn Kormondy · August 21, 2012
  • MReld G.

    This has to be thee worst smell ever. I'm nauseous

    MReld Green · August 3, 2012
  • Jeanette L.

    Now's the time to fart if you've been holding it....

    Jeanette Larkin · July 31, 2012
  • Nito E.

    Hold your breath!

    Nito Edwards · July 6, 2012
  • Jason T.

    Fighting off cows that roam around here is really dangerous. Make sure you bring ninja turtles.

    Jason Tran · May 16, 2012
  • Wayne d.

    All travelers are encouraged enjoy the smell of Cowschwitz as you pass on down the highway!

    Wayne de Geere III · February 3, 2012
  • christine c.

    worst smell I've ever smelled.

    christine chapa · January 29, 2012
  • Tami R.

    Turn off the air in your car! The smell along this highway seems to get worse each year!!

    Tami Robertson · January 1, 2012
  • Joz J.

    DON'T breathe! Hold your breath for as long as you can as you drive past!

    Joz Joz Joz · December 31, 2011
  • Michael C.

    Bring a gas mask hahaha

    Michael Cain · November 24, 2011
  • DoomKaboom

    Smell like my mom's cooking.

    DoomKaboom · November 12, 2011
  • Coco M.

    The smell!! The smell!!

    Coco McHaney · October 16, 2011
  • Celeste W.

    Where the hell is PETA?

    Celeste Winders · October 10, 2011
  • Tracy R.

    Stop eating factory farm animals!

    Tracy Ruggles · October 10, 2011
  • Mark A.

    Close yo nose....

    Mark Adams · September 15, 2011
  • Eduardo H.


    Eduardo H · August 24, 2011
  • Judy A.

    Close car vents

    Judy A. · August 14, 2011
  • Kenny L.

    Hold your breath while driving past!

    Kenny Liao · July 7, 2011
  • Erin R.

    Plug your nose!

    Erin R. · June 25, 2011
  • AD N.

    DMV here is friendly with no lines - handy place to take care of paperwork.

    AD Nys · June 19, 2011
  • Kevin W.

    Close your vents before the putrid odor goes into your car

    Kevin White · June 19, 2011
  • Ally M.

    The worst fucking smell to ever enter your lungs. Avoid opening you Windows at all costs.

  • Ann Margaret C.

    Smells pretty bad ;(

    Ann Margaret Chrisney · April 4, 2011
  • Nikol H.

    Free them like you're cow Moses. God will help.

    Nikol Hasler · April 2, 2011
  • Kristina E.

    Don't order fast food at the Harris Ranch exit and then try to eat it as you pass through here. The smell will ruin your appetite!

    Kristina Estavillo · March 15, 2011
  • Leah B.

    Vorsicht vor hohen Kuh (Beware of Tall Cow)

    Leah Busse · January 31, 2011
  • Gabriel D.

    Keep the windows up.

    Gabriel DeVine · January 25, 2011
  • alex b.

    Never been there but I smell it everyday miles away. If I ever thought about going the smell always changed my mind.

    alex b · January 12, 2011
  • Angela

    The stench of manure, it's what's for dinner. Have a cheeseburger at the next exit, if you have no soul.

    Angela · January 3, 2011
  • stevie b.

    Don't get out of the car

    stevie boggio · December 28, 2010
  • Claudia V.

    Close your windows immediately !!!!

    Claudia Vasquez · November 12, 2010
  • Frank S.

    You said it! Peee Yuuu!

    Frank Schellenberg · September 20, 2010
  • Dee Dee F.

    Roll up your windows, and do not use fresh air!!

    Dee Dee Figeroa · August 17, 2010
  • Jim B.

    Cow-a-linga! Close your vents and turn off the AC, or you'll get too much of a 'good thing'

    Jim Bergman · July 9, 2010
  • Stephanie J.

    Hold your nose!

    Stephanie Jarvis · April 2, 2010

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