LISTEN ASSHOLES. I DID NOT CREATE THIS VENUE FOR EVERY LOSER IN TOWN WITH NO LIFE, TO CHECK IN TO WHEN THEY AREN'T EVEN REALLY HERE. GET LIVES YOU PATHETIC MORONS.
And SRI: You're the flaming loser checking in to my house when you arent even here and don't know me. I'd say that makes YOU the fucking tool.
Gee maybe that's because it's my house you stupid fucking incompetent asshole. I will be knocking you out if we ever meet in person.
Home sweet home! Weird that the mayor here is also mayor of these: Pig Sty, His House, Bed, Home & Ryan's House. all with SAME ADDRESS?!?! WTF?
Classiest gay strip club in Freeport. The bouncer is a little lame, just give 'em a pat on the ass and a wink to ensure a great evening.
Best Strip Club in Freeport! Alright gonna go tan now and then eat at BK AND Burger King!!!
Wow, two friends and nothing better to do than want to be the mayor of my house. And I'M lame? Let me guess, you're like 12?
You must seriously be some kind of loser to be checking into my house all the time. Get a fucking life douchebag
What the fuck is with all you losers checking in to my house when I know you aren't here. GET A FUCKING LIFE
Why don't you try getting a life of your own.
Ummm… you seem like a tool, Mr. Mayor…
Home sweet home!
You're really starting to piss me off
Worst. Strip club. EVER.