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Hot Cookie

Bakery and Dessert Shop$$$$
Castro, San Francisco
  • The cookies at Hot Cookie is a can't miss
  • Scott A.
    "Favorite after Cocoa Cayenne and Coconut Macaroons"(7 Tips)
    Meghana D.
    "Suprise your friends with the macaroon."(7 Tips)
    Gal O.
    "strongly recommend the Cocoa Cayenne and the White Chocolate Toffee."(10 Tips)
    Rich And Toby M.
    "Eminem cookies snickerdoodles fudge Packers"(2 Tips)
106 Tips and reviews
  • cookies
  • cocoa cayenne
  • toffee
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  • Stacey B.
    The cookies!
  • Alyssa W.
    Alyssa WJuly 14
    Been here 5+ times
    Classic destination for out-of-towners...and the cookies are good too.
  • Nishant T.
    Ask for which cookies are fresh out of the oven.
  • Ozzie S.
    Ozzie SabinaMarch 15
    Been here 5+ times
    Tasty tasty hot cookies! And some other genitalia shaped baked treats.
  • Amber L.
    Amber LutskoFebruary 3
    This. Is. SF.
  • Serhii L.
    Serhii LutskoJanuary 14
    Tasty cookie but wouldn't go there without wife :)
  • Perceptus
    PerceptusNovember 1, 2016
    Not sure why the ratings are so good (except if you get kick out of cookies in genital shape)... I found this to be a disapointment.
    Upvoted 3 weeks ago
  • Andrew B.
    Andrew BristowOctober 6, 2016
    Best cookies in the city!
  • Douglas L.
    Douglas LuckettSeptember 17, 2016
    Penis cookie! The black one!
  • Nicole P.
    Nicole PMay 30, 2016
    California chip!
  • David D.
    David DyTangMay 1, 2016
    Stop in for the smell of all the fresh baked cookies, be sure to grab a toffee milk chocolate!
  • M A.
    M ALDossaryApril 2, 2016
    Yummy Cookies ๐Ÿ‘I recommend Peanut Better with Milk Chocolate Chip and White Chocolate.
  • Ava
    AvaMarch 23, 2016
    the cookies are amazing but intense, a couple bites is usually enough!
  • Jess L.
    Jess LMarch 11, 2016
    Toffee chip is delicious.
  • Jesse
    JesseJanuary 7, 2016
    Smells like the gays, pretty good. Buy a pair of undies, I did.
  • Margarita I.
    Margarita IbrahimDecember 27, 2015
    Fun little cookie shop, I love how the second you walk in you can smell warm baked cookies :) The walls are definitely fun to look at lol I plan on going back soon :P
  • Rich And Toby M.
    Rich And Toby MonsterDecember 20, 2015
    It does Eminem cookies snickerdoodles fudge Packers and yeah...๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
  • Tiffany E.
    Tiffany EdwardsDecember 13, 2015
    That Toffee Chocolate Chip Tho....Yummy!!!!!
  • shahad k.
    shahad khanDecember 4, 2015
    Been here 5+ times
    Really hot cookies ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Lisa K.
    Lisa KotowskiNovember 8, 2015
    The sticky Nikki cookie is an unreasonable amount of delicious.
  • Natalie M.
    Natalie MSeptember 20, 2015
    So yummy! The cookies are large and hot. Their ice cream is soft serve though not regular ice cream like the sign outside says
  • Anthony L.
    Anthony LumSeptember 15, 2015
    Been here 5+ times
    Small spot with really good cookies. So be quick with the orders and also sober.
  • Jiexi C.
    Jiexi CaoAugust 29, 2015
    Warm cookie is the ingredient for a happy night
  • Cole C.
    Cole CorreaJuly 19, 2015
    Good cookies exactly what they are meant to do! :)
  • Tim P.
    Tim PursellJuly 15, 2015
    Ignore the obvious cock cookie and try the chipotle chocolate or their coconut macaroons. Yummy.
  • Melon L.
    Melon LJuly 15, 2015
    Open late for all your edible chocolate dick needs.
  • Alejandro V.
    Too many and delicious hot cookies! ๐Ÿ˜€
  • Caroline D.
    Caroline DengJune 28, 2015
  • Nick D.
    Nick D'AmbrosiJune 24, 2015
    Been here 10+ times
    Amazing cookies! Get the Chocolate Molasses and don't forget some milk!
  • Caner C.
    Caner CapayMay 25, 2015
    Cookies to die for
  • Rosie W.
    Rosie WeilbacherMay 20, 2015
    Wish my cookie was actually hot - should have gotten the penis one!
  • Stephanie L.
    Stephanie LocknerApril 27, 2015
    Anything here us good.
  • Kevin S.
    Kevin SmoklerApril 21, 2015
    Seems to be better for funny underwear than cookies. I've never found their cookies very good except after midnight.
  • Roger M.
    Roger MaApril 14, 2015
    Toffee milk chocolate cookie is the bomb
  • Vรญctor P.
    Vรญctor PenelaApril 13, 2015
    Every single cookie is simply awesome
  • Claire P.
    Claire PedersenApril 12, 2015
    EH, this is just ok! Nothing gourmet about this place.
  • Scott A.
    Scott AngelleApril 12, 2015
    Been here 10+ times
    California Chip is incredible! Favorite after Cocoa Cayenne and Coconut Macaroons
  • Chris W.
    Chris WrenMarch 1, 2015
    Cocoa cayenne was distinctive with a hint of spicy flavor
  • Nate B.
    Nate BeattyFebruary 28, 2015
    Get a gingersnap cookie - best I've head in a while.
  • Daman K.
    Daman KapoorFebruary 24, 2015
    Horrible cookies. Tacky place. Avoid.
  • Alex W.
    Alex WapniarskiFebruary 3, 2015
    Mocha milk chocolate!
  • Erin M.
    Erin MerchantJanuary 30, 2015
    Coconut dick macaroons. The thought of eating one making you blush? They have non-dick ones too. Ya puss.
  • Edna L.
    Edna LoJanuary 3, 2015
    Got the pen*s cookie and it tasted awesome
  • Karsten M.
    Karsten McVayDecember 15, 2014
    The penis "cookies" (macaroons) are overrated, get the toffee chocolate chip
  • Jen Q.
    Jen QDecember 8, 2014
    Been here 5+ times
    Getting a bunch of yesterday's cookies (3/$2) is a surefire way to make people like you. However, be prepared for the occasional hordes of high schoolers giggling over/Instagramming penis cookies
  • Herb H.
    Herb HathawayOctober 27, 2014
    Rice Krispy Treats
  • Mario L.
    Mario L.October 1, 2014
    Been here 5+ times
    Come to The Castro for the nightlife...but stay for the cookies. I can honestly say that the pecan/chocolate chip cookie is the BEST thing that's ever been put in mouth...EVER.
  • Keenan P.
    Keenan PattersonSeptember 8, 2014
    A San Francisco institute. All the cookies are amazing, and it's nearly impossible to pick a favorite. Make it your goal to try them all.
  • Krista V.
    Krista VogelAugust 30, 2014
    The cayenne cocoa cookie is awesome.
  • Matt B.
    Matt BeingessnerAugust 24, 2014
  • Andrea R.
    Andrea ReynaAugust 17, 2014
    Been here 5+ times
    How can you go wrong with phallic cookies?
  • Andrew G.
    Andrew GAugust 14, 2014
    The cocoa cayenne was really good and the girl working the counter was adorable and funny??? yes to this place
  • N.J.
    N.J.June 28, 2014
    ะ–ะฐะปัŒ, aq ver tsavedi :( ... :))))
  • Meghana D.
    Meghana DharMarch 31, 2014
    Suprise your friends with the macaroon. Besides that, the cocoa cayenne is great (has a kick), as is the pretzel one and the toffee one
  • Lilly H.
    Lilly HJanuary 3, 2014
    Been here 10+ times
    Have them heat up your cookie on the spot #perfection
  • Yazรฉd F.
    Yazรฉd FahadNovember 6, 2013
    Bad experience, servant was rude!
  • Stef S.
    Stef SpitalnickNovember 2, 2013
    get a cookie and then take a nudey pic for their wall.
  • Dionysis Z.
    Dionysis ZindrosNovember 1, 2013
    Great cookies, open till very late
  • Joel C.
    Joel CorpusOctober 26, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Peanut Butter Milk Chocolate and White Chocolate Macadamia are the winners here. For just a small taste, the mini Almond Butter Cookies are delicious.
  • Zona P.
    Zona PanOctober 5, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Get acquainted with the Toffee Milk Chocolate cookie goodness. You're welcome.
  • @JaumePrimero
    @JaumePrimeroAugust 14, 2013
    you must come here for a warm cookie right out of the oven while you are in SF. A must I'm telling you, a must! :)
  • Aimee M.
    Aimee MadriagaJuly 15, 2013
    white chocolate macadamia nut cookie ๐Ÿ˜‹
  • Jeremy D.
    Jeremy DavidJune 20, 2013
    Penis. In. Venus.
  • Stacy L.
    Stacy LupinskiMay 7, 2013
    So good! Even if you don't get the penis cookie.
  • Greg C.
    Greg CareyApril 28, 2013
    They now have chocolate mint cookies !
  • Jennifer R.
    Jennifer RMarch 18, 2013
    Toffee Milk Chocolate is delicious.
  • Christie H.
    Christie HeikkinenMarch 3, 2013
    Delicious cookies in some provocative shapes
  • Ashley L.
    Ashley LNovember 12, 2012
    Crunchy on the outsides and soft in the middle. I like the pokie and white chocolate Mac nut! Sold by the pound- 5 regular cookies cost me $12.95
  • Monique C.
    Monique CardonaJuly 16, 2012
    penis shaped cookies!
  • Mike C.
    Mike ChauJuly 5, 2012
    Try the Butch Bar - #dense #amazing
  • Mike C.
    Mike ChauJuly 5, 2012
    Try the Pokies Cookie - #chewy #moist
  • Dan P.
    Dan PyrytJune 3, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    They will never tell you how many cookies they sell in a day. No joke. If you ask they won't tell. Like they're guarding some national secret or something.
  • Smoochella S.
    Try the oatmeal chocolate chip walnut cookie. Mmm mmm delicious.
  • stephy
    stephyMarch 20, 2012
    The penis shaped cookie is delish.
  • Ben L.
    Ben LeongMarch 2, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    They warm cookies make sure to ask
  • Adam S.
    Adam SchwenkFebruary 5, 2012
    The cookies are tasty but rich. I can only eat one before I'm stuffed. They're a little on the soft side...I prefer more crispy chocolate chip cookies normally but they are tasty here!
  • Adam F.
    Adam FriedbergJanuary 14, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    This place is a bakery. Fresh. Cookies.
  • Kelly .
    Kelly ๐ŸฐNovember 22, 2011
    They have phallus-shaped treats if you are so inclined
  • Chris T.
    Chris TrewNovember 19, 2011
    I worked here for 10 years and I eat everything.
  • Chris T.
    Chris TrewNovember 19, 2011
    Dicks there
  • mayu-chan
    mayu-chanNovember 1, 2011
    The penis cookie is a massive dense 7-inch macaroon choco-dipped so be prepared to share :)
  • mayu-chan
    mayu-chanOctober 11, 2011
    Faves: white choco anything and classic milk choco. Buy a few for your flick at Castro theater :)
  • Gal O.
    Gal OppenheimerOctober 3, 2011
    I strongly recommend the Cocoa Cayenne and the White Chocolate Toffee.
  • Joel C.
    Joel CorpusSeptember 21, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    The peanut butter milk chocolate is pretty damn good.
  • Ellen L.
    Ellen LuSeptember 21, 2011
    Must have the pumpkin cookie, it's nice and cakey. Yum!!
  • Joe B.
    Joe BertinoAugust 27, 2011
    Go for a cookie, leave with new underwear.
  • Cory W.
    Cory WJuly 31, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    Chocolate fudge is the best
  • Cory W.
    Cory WJuly 31, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    Yesterdays cookies are .85 or 3/2.50 and are just as good.
  • Buttercup D.
    Buttercup DJuly 3, 2011
    Great cookies and a fun bakery! Don't go in here if you're easily offended by penis or boob shaped cookies.
  • Ken S.
    Ken SmithMay 21, 2011
    Best chocolate covered maroons.
  • Timothy J.
    Timothy JaredMarch 23, 2011
    Buy some undies and get your pic taken for their wall!
  • Anthony W.
    Anthony WilliamsMarch 20, 2011
    The undies they sell are actually women's undies, so for a guy, S=L and so on. We bought some, tried them on in the hotel, called back and exchanged for a bigger size. They tried to act a fool, tho.
  • J S.
    J SMarch 9, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    Cayenne cocoa cookies are amazing. Penis cookies = best gag gift / white elephant gift.
  • Aaron W.
    Aaron WalzMarch 7, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Get the pecan chip cookie.
  • Nicole M.
    Nicole MaciasJune 6, 2010
    Love the toffee cookie and the chocolate peanut butter "butch" bars are like crack. Makes a great snack for a movie at Castro theater.
  • Anne A.
    Anne ArceloApril 14, 2010
    Hot Cookie's Snickerdoodle is the best.
  • Pete B.
    Pete BergJanuary 10, 2010
    The Snickerdoodle cookie was unbelievably scrumptious! (Did not try a penis shaped one though, hahaha)
  • Andy W.
    Andy WibbelsDecember 30, 2009
    Be sure they warm. Buy four. 2 to eat on the way home and 2 to eat once you get home.
  • Veronica L.
    Veronica LujanNovember 25, 2009
    Been here 5+ times
    Open 'til 11 for world's best cookie late!
  • Joseph B.
    Joseph BurchNovember 15, 2009
    treat yourself to a chocolate cayenne cookie (with large white chocolate chips). yum!
  • Sarah Caroline D.
    Cookies sensacionais!
  • Izabella
    IzabellaJanuary 3, 2016
    A loja รฉ muito inusitada, porรฉm interessante. ร‰ certamente um dos pontos de parada durante a visita no Castro. Nรฃo deixe de provar o Snickerdoodle, รฉ um dos melhores cookies.
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