People tend to check in during these times:
The couch corner is the best seat in the house, but Staff usually claims it.
It's fun to watch Staf's reaction if you move the pen on the ground that marks the standing point for his dart board in our guest room. It's unnecessary. And hilarious.
Excellent bathroom facilities. Ask for the valet service.
Ask Mel to cook you delicious Brazilian food. :-)
Something fun to do: mess up Steve's made-up bed or desk and see how crazy it makes him. Just for shits and giggles.
Light some fireworks