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Jungle Cruise

Theme Park Ride / Attraction
Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista
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  • Travis C.
    "Possibly the best slow-moving ride at MK if you get a good skipper!"(44 Tips)
    Miriam G.
    "Super fun and hilarious if you've got the right tour guide."(11 Tips)
    Joseph R.
    "Our tour guide was fantastic."(7 Tips)
    Jack F.
    "Good punny jokes and excellent comedic timing!"(3 Tips)
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  • Kristine R.
    Kristine RoskoJuly 24, 2016
    Tour guides "guide" riders through the jungles of the world, narrating w/ TONS of puns! Hilarious! Amazing animatronics! FastPass+ recommended. Better during the day than at night (for visuals).
  • Erin
    ErinOctober 21, 2012
    This is my all time favorite ride its no big thunder mountain but its so bad with the jokes I go on it about 5 times every year. The best skipper we had was last year, she improvised alot.
  • Chuck C.
    Chuck CurtisDecember 15, 2013
    If you go during a busy day. Use your fast pass option for this ride and use the time to go on Pirates and the Swiss Family tree house.
  • Andrew G.
    Andrew G.August 27, 2015
    As the ride ages, the cruise "guides" have become the best parts- dishing out charming and hokey one liners by the boat load.
  • Josh S.
    Josh SeibertOctober 30, 2012
    MARCIE (did I spell that right?...whatever) IS THE BEST! Seth is just as awesome, but Marcie was our first skipper. And you know there's just always something about your first ;)
  • Greg G.
    Greg GApril 10, 2016
    If you get a good skipper this ride can be hysterical. Ours was great and the jokes are so corny you can't help but laugh.
  • Laur L.
    Laur Lo SkiApril 14
    It's disappointing if you've been to Animal Kingdom and do the actual Safari as this is a fake Safari ride. But if there's a 60 min or less wait, grab a dole whip and get inline for this cooldown ride
  • Jenna S.
    Jenna StaufferOctober 20, 2013
    Your experience will vary depending on which skipper you get. Some are awesome and improvise and some just read from the script.
  • jiresell
    jiresellFebruary 19
    Always enjoyable. The boat skipper/guide really is the key to enjoyment of this ride. The cornier the jokes the better!
  • Vickie M.
    Vickie MoranNovember 26, 2013
    Come late at night if you can. The line is much shorter and it's cool seeing things by the light of the boat.
  • Kassandra
    KassandraDecember 17, 2015
    A classic ride with punny jokes if you have a fun "tour guide" during Christmas they tweak the jokes and add decorations for the "jingle cruise"
  • Slightly P.
    Slightly PerfectMarch 9, 2016
    If you get an enthusiastic guide, it's hilarious. Definitely worth the stop every time we're in MK.
  • Liv A.
    Liv AdsheadAugust 23, 2016
    Our skipper made this attraction for us- very funny commentary! The animals do look incredibly life like.
  • Miriam G.
    Miriam GoldmanJuly 17, 2015
    Super fun and hilarious if you've got the right tour guide. The audio animatronics are awesome :-)
  • Dave S.
    Dave StubbsDecember 23, 2012
    One of the beat rides at Magic Kingdom if you're a fan of puns, word-play, and wedgy jokes.
  • Jared M.
    Jared MidkiffMarch 1, 2014
    If you thought the ride was corny or lame then unlike the guy on the pole over the rhino, you've missed the point...love this ride!
  • Christopher G.
    Christopher GreenFebruary 23, 2012
    Awesome! I was a Jungle Cruise skipper at Disney! Great experience! Have a great time with the kids. It is fun at night for sure!
  • Rep O.
    Rep OrlandoJune 2, 2013
    Word play is excellent! They are better than 95% of all current Hip Hop artists
  • Matthew F.
    Matthew FronheiserNovember 17, 2015
    It all depends on your skipper on how your experience is. Just remember...."It's the only thing in the Magic Kingdom that's not Frozen.....It's water!!!"
  • Travis C.
    Travis CooperJuly 31, 2011
    It's best to go at night. Possibly the best slow-moving ride at MK if you get a good skipper!
  • Max H.
    Max HrabrovMarch 15, 2013
    If you are lucky enough to get Marcy as your driver, you'll pass out laughing! If you aren't, get off and wait for Marcy. Seriously.
  • Clarissa M.
    Clarissa McDanielOctober 4, 2016
    Cute and corny. Ride during the day and later at night for different experiences.
  • Amelia G.
    Amelia GapinJanuary 13, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Best ride! The skipper can totally make or break it. Gotta like dry humor though
  • PalmBeachHappening
    PalmBeachHappeningDecember 16, 2015
    A nice, relaxing ride around the rivers of the world, with captains who keep you laughing almost the whole trip!
  • Shravan A.
    Shravan ArasJanuary 9, 2014
    Its fun and does not have a long line. The park attendants piloting the cruise are hilarious and have a dark sense of humor.
  • Undercover Tourist
    Undercover TouristAugust 24, 2011
    Go at night for a completely different experience. (Keep in mind, going at night can be a little scary for the kiddos.)
  • Sarah R.
    Sarah RadinOctober 26, 2011
    Been here 100+ times
    Be nice to your skippers and laugh, they have feelings too! They do this to make you all smile :)
  • Jake H.
    Jake HandyAugust 13, 2014
    Brandon "with a B" was incredible! Best guide we've ever had.
  • Renee L.
    Renee Lukosavich WrightOctober 22, 2013
    Hopefully you'll get Lynsey! She's the funniest boat captain; she didn't take anything seriously. 😆
  • Jeremy M.
    Jeremy MannixNovember 13, 2012
    Been here 50+ times
    Skipper Lisa is hilarious! Check out one if her boats! Jeremy too they know what they are doing :)
  • Zach J.
    Zach JaydonFebruary 19, 2013
    Go at night! The humor is more "adult," there are much less screaming kids and it's NOT HOT.
  • Rachel E.
    Rachel EubanksJune 1, 2012
    Brendan was our skipper and I liked him a lot. His dry humor made the otherwise mediocre ride pretty nice!
  • The Transit Navigator
    The Transit NavigatorJanuary 1, 2012
    Sit next to the crew member at the front of the boat for even more fun on this classic jungle adventure!
  • Lee R.
    Lee RobertsonJune 12, 2011
    Be sure to stop and tell one of the skippers.. You are there to pick up your red rubber band.
  • Jack F.
    Jack FinleyJuly 13, 2013
    Erin is the best skipper! Good punny jokes and excellent comedic timing!
  • Cat R.
    Cat RFebruary 23, 2014
    Lindsay is the best cruise guide...super funny and just sells the ride completely
  • Ryan C.
    Ryan CJuly 4, 2013
    Skipper Al is hilarious, and informative! I really enjoyed it; hopefully I can go again on this trip!
  • Bryan M.
    Bryan MillerMarch 25, 2013
    The line is very misleading. Just when you think you're almost there, it turns and heads to the back!
  • Jessica L.
    Jessica LegnerFebruary 23, 2016
    The ride is pretty hokey, but the driver really is the key to making the trip entertaining. Fake animals, exciting waterfall. Meh.
  • Kevin V.
    Kevin VincentNovember 13, 2014
    You get to see the 8th wonder of the world on this ride. The backside of water.
  • Hannah S.
    Hannah SlothowerOctober 18, 2012
    Punny jokes, cool scenery, fun time! Go at night for an eerie visit
  • Mallorie G.
    Mallorie GreinerFebruary 26, 2015
    The cast members make this ride great. Animals could uses one refurb.
  • Felipe B.
    Felipe BarrientosDecember 31, 2014
    Meet elephants, hippos and other mammals. Thankfully the insect level is low and no mosquito repellent is needed.
  • Ilona F.
    Sit in the back of the boat and you get a panoramic view.
  • Johnathan W.
    Johnathan WilliamsJuly 10, 2016
    The cast is the star here. Puns aplenty and old animatronic animals await.
  • Fred K.
    Fred KellyNovember 21, 2015
    Never got to go on it as my 4 year old was pulled out of the line for only wearing underwear (pants had gotten wet).
  • Claire-Louise T.
    Claire-Louise TuthillSeptember 13, 2014
    Great ride. The guides can be quite funny.
  • Valéria L.
    Valéria LimaDecember 17, 2013
    Very nice! Great for kids, mostly little ones.
  • Mike S.
    Mike SeilbackAugust 21, 2014
    The original Disney Safari. Still great after all of these years.
  • Stephanie R.
    Stephanie R.November 22, 2013
    So cute! Loved hearing some new holiday spirited jokes!
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