Try the fish.
Gays appearing almost every night of the week!
So many toys. Of ALL kinds
Renting room out in the lady cave is a breeze. Just leave payment of pure ore and Icy Hot on doorstep when you leave.
I am #1 lady cave man now.
Gardener trims the bush out front about once a month. Spot him a couple bucks; he likes to give tips to Kari.
Skip the first step, go right on in.
Always tickle the cave before you start punching. Then just beat it until its a lifeless hollow shell of a sandmonster.