Bus express lane is a huge help in the AM rush
Welcome to Jersey. Feel free to curse freely throughout the state. Left lane is for passing and speeding, yo.
Every time the old man on the bus sitting next to you farts and angel gets his wings. That was a long one...
If the the bus passenger you're sitting next to insists on gently touching knees see this as a sign they want to bang.
Make eye contact with the driver stuck in traffic next to you. Don't stop staring.
Take the bus don't drive
Take a different way into NYC...
Read more about the highway term, helix.
Expect the worst, hope for the best.
Always expect the worst, so your pleasantly surprised if you ever manage to get through without jockeying for position... Slowly.
If you are driving inbound, stay in the left lane, and for God's sake, do not let anyone merge into the left lane right before the toll!
Turn your lights on before you go in the tunnel
Take the offramp at jfk boulevard to avoid a snarlup, take patterson plank if really bad.
$12 now... seriously??
The tunnel is leaking!
Look up and wave to meeee!
Oh wow, the bus just moved 5 feet!
If you are taking public transportation, sit in the back and look at everyone in front of you, everyone looks like a miserable zombie rocking back and forth.
If you're on a bus during rush hour make sure you have a book.
Most commuters feel like it's their tomb. I know I do
Nice view of the NYC skyline.
gonna get fucked up
Look for the world's largest, "Do Not Enter" sign.
Don't even try during rush hour, you'll just hate yourself, life and all humanity!
Drive through it at 2:30 in the am - fly in and out
In case of zombies, you'll be stuck in traffic here. Head for the high ground instead. #zombiesurvival
Stay in right lane
Hold your breath, your in the armpit of America, and it stinks
Hold your breath, your in the armpit of america, and it stinks
They really need to invent teleporting because getting thru the city to LI is pure hell
Traffic still backed up at Lincoln tunnel
Two words... Just drive!
2 days in a row-people stop driving to the city. Use public transportations or carpool. Keep seeing 1 person cars
Viva Los Jitneys!
Follow the 'Hispanic' shuttle buses… they know the only real shortcut worth taking™
And don't even think your ATT wireless 3G will work even though u have full bars. You have o be on the edge network in the tunnel.
Need a tip? Don't drive, how's that? Only place worse than this is the Holland Tunnel. Good luck entrepid drivers!