People tend to check in during these times:
Watch the Gap...
There's 58 kinds of gum available in the newsstand. Fifty-eight. Kinds of GUM. This is a TRAIN STATION. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
No parking permits needed on the weekends ;)
Free Optimum Wi-Fi if you have the triple play from Cablevision!
If possible, get transferring trains where you don't have to switch platforms.
If your buying ur ticket with cash make sure u have exact change for the machine, otherwise buy it inside to avoid weighing down ur pockets with Sacajawea coins!
Beware, the neighborhoods immediately surrounding the station on all sides are extremely dangerous.
Sitting near the back of your train will place you on the east side of Penn. Sitting near the front will place you near the west side.
If you need to be told to step over the gap maybe you should step into it.
Stay awake u don't want to end up in the train yard!!
When going to Forrest hills stay In the first four cars
Transfer to jamaica
If you are on the last train of the night on port jeff line, its fun to sit next to the crazy guy who doesn't like it when people sit next to him
Going west? Don't try too hard to use your Wifi from Huntington to CSH. Service stinks and you'll just waste your battery. :)
It might seem crazy at first, but if you need to rent a car and live in NYC, take the LIRR and walk 10 minutes to the Enterprise, where the rental will cost you half the price!
Look out for crazy headband wearing people who defecate in the wastebin instead of the toilet.
If you don't have a parking permit, there is street parking on the south side of the station.
Know which platform your train is arriving on and park accordingly!
Smells like pee
When going to jfk, sit in the back of the train.
Take the HART buses instead of a taxi. Only $1.25 and they drop you off on your corner.
Take the train to the plane...
Going to Huntington and parking in south parking garage, 3rd car stops at the overpass.
I love the mosaic mural on side A. The taxis are waaaaay too expensive. Dont take them unless you have to.
Great place to tie up girls while you laugh maniacally and twist your moustache
Stop at Subway or the local deli before going to the station cuz that little store will charge you an arm and a leg for any food you buy.
Watch out for poop in the parking garage. I have seen 4 different piles within in the last few months.
Steer clear of the Jehovah's witness lady that is there EVERY day!
Train and platform
Soduku is useless without a pen.
Leaves from Track A.
Delayed as usual.
If you miss stop conductors or cool to let you slide with original ticket to stop
Tell that bitch to move her bag so you can sit down.
Def a place to see or be seen. 😂
Must buy ticket at desk. They do not accept credit cards yet if you want to buy ticket in the train
South garage level 4 and roof are partially closed due to construction. 1/26/15
If the train drops you on the opposite track, it can be hard to tell where the station house it located until all the trains clear out.
I always have to change the train here. (stony brook - penn) sometimes hicksville but my schedule is always at huntington. ;P
You can't get a taxi really late. If you're coming in past 12:30 plan to have a ride. Or be prepared to wait.
It's train station!
All stations going east from Huntington, when being transported by bus or coaches is FREE. & Port Jefferson going west all stations to Huntington are FREE when being transported by bus or coach.
Don't leave anything in parked car
Construction on south side Parking lot makes it very hard to park. make extra time if you driving here
Don't sit in the silent area if you plan on breathing. People are waaaaaayyyy to uptight #shhhhhhh
The bagels from the roach coaches are surprisingly good.
If you park on the street make sure you hide anything that looks valuable, these little bastards in the surrounding neighborhood will smash your window and take you stuff...good work SCPD
If you're approaching from the cab station side, and your train is on Track 2B, you have to go up the crazy stairs and cross the maze of a walkway to get there... hope the doors aren't closing soon!