People tend to check in during these times:
keep it clean
change the TP
The cooler is voice-activated. Say "cold water"
Come to the "Gourmet corner" for the best coffee
Good luck trying to obtain the mayorship here. They are extremely competitive
Try the wine here, it's fantastic!
Come through and enjoy the wine.
Wish they would make the new member promotions again so I can make another 30 emails to get free wine