If you want Julie to show up, remember to invite her.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting Joe to turn into a chinchilla
Today makes me giddier than the Pillsbury Doughboy on the way to a baking convention.
Like sands through the hamster wheel, so run the days of our lives.
Winter is coming. Don't forget to put tire chains on your hamster wheels.
Hump unto others as you would have them hump unto you
As for self destruction, I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.
She blinded me with mystery science, and failed me in biology.
If the lazy thunder don't get ya than the lazy lightning will
House of Wayne will make you jump around jump around.
With my hamster wheel, something so real yeah I feel like I'm headed home.
Today makes me happier than Gallagher at a Farmers' Market.
Today makes me happier than a redhead at a Mario Lemieux pool party.
This places makes me happier than Edie Money the travel agent.
If you have a case of the Mondays you can recoup on the stoop.
Today makes me happier than Dikembe Motumbo blocking a shot
Pierre is having a garage sale. Get there early before the good stuff is gone.
Mikemikemikemikemike! What day is it, Mike?
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting to turn into a chinchilla.
Now I'LL be queen of the Summertime!
How do I know when I've accomplished a real sin?
Be careful in the tunnel of love machine.
It is good to not misdirect hostility towards some one that will kick your ass
If it looks like the flowers have been watered but it hasn't rained in weeks, just keep moving and don't ask any questions.
Maria, Leila and Valerie
If the thunder don't getchya then the lightning will.
Make it wayne!
No matter how fast you run, youre always there..