It's very turnpikey
Clean your car
Hey...if you're in the left lane and not passing anyone...move the F over
Over priced at the tolls. I mean come on it's New Jersey...
Try the traffic! Its wonderful all year round
Watch Out For Them Dayum State Troopers. #TeamNewJack
Take the megabus!
New Jersey people don't know how to drive. They're insane! If they ride your bumper & flash there high beams, slow down and make them go around you! They're crazy crazy drivers!!!
Don't lose your ticket!
Never do 65 hold 75
Bolt bus is restroom equipped, double win.
O am going to stalk you
"no one wants to admit their in new jersey."---mile
PRO-TIP: Do not say "did the rates go up?" every time you come from an exit that's farther from where you normally get on the turnpike.
This place sux except for the excellent shopping ;)
Drive like an asshole, everyone else is
All lanes for ez pass folks
Be prepared to spend $$ if you want food...a hot dog @Nathans was $3.29...WTH?
Central and South Jersey might as well be different states... Very different... Need the City lights to party...
Out of shitty Jersey
Don't use the foursquare app while driving!
make sure you have enough gas and AAA!