49 Thrilling Water Rides. 2 Giant Wave Pools. 2 Endless Rivers. 4 Children's Water Play Areas. No one offers more excitement than Noah's Ark, America's Largest Waterpark!
The area to the right (when you walk in the main entrance) is the more extreme end of the park with the best waterslides.
Super busy! Go early in the season or super late. Plenty of discounts available online or at local vendors. Wear flip flops, the texture of the black top is unforgiving. Rent a tube for the wave pool!
The country's largest, true, but it's also its best.
Go on a day you know will be cold/ possible rain. That way lines are shorter because less people want to be there.
Food prices are outrageous and you have to pay for parking, which isn't too bad, but they only take cash! Seriously? Who carries cash?
Now that parking is not free... Season pass holders can also purchase a season parking pass for $21
Go on a weekday. The line is so much better. You can re enter so go out and get food instead of eating there
Best water park in the Dells period!
I love noahs ark! I've been going for years. I was pretty unhappy I had to pay for parking this time...wtf
Prepare for LOUD MUSIC when you get to "Posidens Rage!" When we were there at least, there was a live DJ there the entire time both days.
I recommend renting a cabana if you have a bunch of people with you...it was nice to have a meet-up place. AND the cabanas come with lockers that you can open and unlimited amount.
Awesome water park! Everything you want in a water park!
Noah's Ark has turned into a mess since the new owner bought it. Have a better time go to Mt Olympus. It's just not like it was in 2011 anymore...
Tuesdays and Thursdays are the slowest days. AKA Best days to go!
The place to go to see amazingly bad tattoos!
So much fun for the day!!!!! I recommend paying extra for the preferred parking. This gets you closer to the busy rides first.
Bring a cheap pair of flip flops for wearing between lines. The ground gets super hot. Expect long waits, about 30-60 each main attraction. Go early, and it is so worth it! Hit the black anaconda 1st.
Don't miss the Black Anaconda. At a quarter of a mile long, it is one of the country's longest watercoasters.
American's Largest Waterpark
Check the maps to make sure you get to try all the rides
Try the Dippin' Dots, it's the ice cream of the future.
Had to do "The walk of shame" back down the stairs at the "Point of no return" slide. And had about 3 people laugh at me. Just couldn't do it. Lol
Deep-Fried Pickles w/ Ranch..Amazing!
New ownership; many things have changed. No smoking areas, wavepools now have fences and life jackets, no wristbands unless requested, etc... it's a shock if you haven't been there in 2012 yet.
Wear sandals or flip flops; the pavement is too hot for bare feet. There's little cubbies at the beginning of each ride queue for you to leave your shoes at while on the ride. :)
The best waterpark!!!
Some remodeling occurred for 2012. No more wrist bands unless you ask when you leave.
Under new ownership for 2012.
Ride all the rides!
This place is closed in the winter.
America's Largest Waterpark, and rightfully so! With 51 water rides including the new Quadzilla in 2012, you'll easily spend all day here. Free parking & ample space await picnics & large groups!
You might get wethere
Get there early and get on all the big rides you wanna do first. Lines only get longer as the day goes on. Almost never a line for Black Thunder though.
Get there right when the park opens to avoid waiting in the long lines. 1 hour + waits for rides as the day goes on.
Black thunder was fun, make sure sting ray is the first ride.
scorps tail mayne.
Try to scream long enough!
Scorps tail bro! Scorps tail!!
It's more dun when you try to get wet!
Scorpions Tail, Point of No Return, and The Plunge are my persona favs...
Bring flip flops to wear between the rides. The pavement is so hot it burns
Been here done that!!!!!!!
By far the best waterpark in Wisconsin Dells. If you're looking to do the park affordably, grab some coupons/specials prior to arriving, and then hit up the Dairy Queen next door for lunch!
If you have to wait for Pirates 4D I would not suggest it. Spongebob was way better.
Don't forget sunscreen. The heavier the raft, the longer the ride on the Stingray and Time Warp. Team up with the fattest people in line.
Try the new Scorpion's Tail. Best ride ever!