People tend to check in during these times:
Oh my god, you're all crazy. Stop with the notes.
6 bucks for a lousy hot dog scramble... and no fries?! WTF!!!
Need help filling the hot tub at the beginning of the season? Let me know, and I can get you on the path towards a little HTF.
undefeated at beirut. just sayin
no dancing on the kitchen table, no cannonballs in the hot tub and don't eat the last ice cream sandwich
If the hot tub is not heating up, go into the control box (thru small door in sauna) and press the reset button. Now kick back and get yourself a nice little UTI - you deserve it.
Lay in bed until someone else starts making breakfas, cause I'm tired of doing all the cooking!