Move off Long Island. Traffic does not have to be like this. If we could ever get out of here.....
Don't drink and drive
If its raining be ready to SIT in traffic for ever!!!!
Watch for the state trooper parked in the bushes headed east just after exit 32. He's a bastard and will pull you over for doing 1mph over the speed limit.
This road sucks, all the time
There is always traffic here at 7am!