Ask for "hillbilly first class." Exit row seats gives you first-class leg room at a fraction of the cost. Who reads those instructions anyway?
Try the middle seat. I hear its excellent
Flying is boring af so yeah fml
Cool story bro, tell it again
Hope you're not sitting next to a fattie, a baby or a talker. Someone in front of me kept giving out SBDs. Phew! Fart city.