People tend to check in during these times:
Slow as hell. Privatize it
Poor selection for people who want the "good shit". I've see better scotch options at gas stations in Louisiana and California. Go to the Shadyside/ E Liberty store for a somewhat decent selection.
Clique it or ticket...@cliquevodka
Make sure to check your bag before you leave. They tend to forget to put your whole purchase in.
Ask for Clique Vodka!
Check out all the fine upstanding citizens at the bus stop...