People tend to check in during these times:
Make sure to visit the dead baby garden, you might just find Jesus!
Whilst in the pink bathroom...do not stare at the walls for too long...several people have gone blind!
Watch out for the ghost children leaving kool-aid hand prints on thing...they're so annoying!
Do not open the secret door...well even if you could
Avoid looking the attack dog in the eyes...you might awake her
Satellite dishes are for suckers...
Close the doors to keep the squirrels out
Beware of the attack dog