People tend to check in during these times:
It's the kitchen in the basement. DON'T GO IN HERE. IT STINKS.
There is a demon living in the sub-basement. Beware of its fiery grasp.
You're all wrong, the Front Desk is where it's at.
The Basement is where it's at
212 is the greatest room ever. Good times.
438 is the best room here!