This is a great place to go to have the life sucked out of you.
Your chocolate malted milkshake is waiting at the Juice Bar... or maybe a made-to-order smoothie. Check out the all new Walgreens at State and Randolph!
Don't come here unless you have to.
This is not a park bench, so this bench you don't want to be standing in front of, if you are good luck to you.
If you're going to the clerks office and are a newbie don't be afraid to ask questions. Everyone I dealt with was very helpful.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Elevator tip: when they're really crowded, pick one door and wait for it. You'll get on faster than if you chase the available cars with the crowd.
At least for the elevators going between 23-30, the elevators are crowded between the hours of 9AM and 10AM. You'll wait at least 5 minutes to get on the elevator.
Jury duty? You're headed to the 17th floor.
Take the stairs to the lower level off the corner of Dearborn&Washington, to bypass the big line at the security checkpoint, the line is much short on the lower level.
Bring a stress ball.
Different sets of elevators go to different set of floors. If you need to transfer between floors, floor 7 is the floor to be at.
Jury duty without WIFI is a cruel sentence indeed.
If you hate your job come spend a couple hours here and you'll be happily running back to your office.
Please come prepared. Pen, notepad, folder, money (cash or checks) and adequate paper work. Also, help is scarce so don't ask how to fill out forms.
If you don't work here and you're the mayor, you have serious problems.
The girls at the Starbucks on the lower floor always entertain my fake names in the morning. It might seem childish but it helps me start my day.
The library on the 29th floor has GREAT views of the city.
If going to the Law division on the 8th floor, make sure to go before 3:15pm, otheriwse wait time can be up to 45 min.
The only place downtown that has a taco bell. The DMV is here, so it's like a deeper layer of hell. Enter at your own risk.
The location of the famous chase scene climax in the Blues Brothers.
Everyone that works here are assholes. Woman, men, elderly. Even if your nice! Yes my question might be "stupid" to u but I'm asking for a reason. AND bring ur own pen. They don't lend you shit
For quick WiFi go to the lower level at Starbucks.
I hate the City of Chicago with a passion......
If going to the cashiers at municipal on the 6th floor, the beat time is between 3-4pm for the fastest service time
No one smiles @ this place but service is fast!
Note the building's distinct aroma
That 1 1/2 hour lunch break is a tease. With all the stores n restaurant and then good weather its almost impossible to do!
This is more common sense than anything, bring a black or blue pen, some paper to take notes and change to make copies.
Go downstairs to the underground concourse and you can get to the block 37 mall and Marshall Fields without ever going outside.
Be here 15 minutes early to get your case called quickly
Picasso never explained what the sculpture was intended to represent, his son said it was inspired by a 19 yr old French woman, Sylvette David, (aka) Lydia Corbett, who posed for Picasso in 1954.
Check out. Block 37
Every floor can be reached on 7 elevators
Got my same day birth certificate in 3 minutes
Basically a court building
No big snow ... YET
The only thing good here is I'm on the good side of the bench but it sure does seem like I'm in jail!!!!!
DIY property taxes! Done & done!
Not here for a divorce! Yayyyy!
Weird Festivals Occur Here, think Santa
No cameras past checkpoint.
Come early & spend your time waiting in the law library. Great views of the city and the lake.
Never come here!
Hit the underground concourse for and you get to Marshall Fields and the block 37 mall without ever going outside.
All elevators stop at the 7th floor. Transfer there.