Get there since many ppl try to get screened at once
No one smiles @ this place but service is fast!
The elevators are confusing, but you can get to any floor from the lobby or the 7th floor!
Check out. Block 37
Every floor can be reached on 7 elevators
Orange is the New Black!
Got my same day birth certificate in 3 minutes
Basically a court building
The girls at the Starbucks on the lower floor always entertain my fake names in the morning. It might seem childish but it helps me start my day.
This is not a park bench, so this bench you don't want to be standing in front of, if you are good luck to you.
Take the stairs to the lower level off the corner of Dearborn&Washington, to bypass the big line at the security checkpoint, the line is much short on the lower level.
The location of the famous chase scene climax in the Blues Brothers.
The only thing good here is I'm on the good side of the bench but it sure does seem like I'm in jail!!!!!
Everyone that works here are assholes. Woman, men, elderly. Even if your nice! Yes my question might be "stupid" to u but I'm asking for a reason. AND bring ur own pen. They don't lend you shit
DIY property taxes! Done & done!
Note the building's distinct aroma
Not here for a divorce! Yayyyy!
Weird Festivals Occur Here, think Santa
That 1 1/2 hour lunch break is a tease. With all the stores n restaurant and then good weather its almost impossible to do!
If you don't work here and you're the mayor, you have serious problems.
No cameras past checkpoint.
Come early & spend your time waiting in the law library. Great views of the city and the lake.
Make sure you bring some snacks if you're called for jury duty.
Never come here!
Your chocolate malted milkshake is waiting at the Juice Bar... or maybe a made-to-order smoothie. Check out the all new Walgreens at State and Randolph!
Jury duty without WIFI is a cruel sentence indeed.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
This is more common sense than anything, bring a black or blue pen, some paper to take notes and change to make copies.
Go downstairs to the underground concourse and you can get to the block 37 mall and Marshall Fields without ever going outside.
Hit the underground concourse for and you get to Marshall Fields and the block 37 mall without ever going outside.
Please come prepared. Pen, notepad, folder, money (cash or checks) and adequate paper work. Also, help is scarce so don't ask how to fill out forms.
If you hate your job come spend a couple hours here and you'll be happily running back to your office.
All elevators stop at the 7th floor. Transfer there.
Dress up nice to try to snag one of the newly separated/divorced singles!
Be here 15 minutes early to get your case called quickly
For quick WiFi go to the lower level at Starbucks.
The only place downtown that has a taco bell. The DMV is here, so it's like a deeper layer of hell. Enter at your own risk.
Bring a stress ball.
Jury duty? You're headed to the 17th floor.
Elevators are always jam packed. Sometimes the best way to go up, is to go back down. And vice versa.
No big boss= no demanding emails=plenty of free time :)
No the information desk will not be occupied for another 30 minutes. But you're welcomed to wait
This is a great place to go to have the life sucked out of you.
Picasso never explained what the sculpture was intended to represent, his son said it was inspired by a 19 yr old French woman, Sylvette David, (aka) Lydia Corbett, who posed for Picasso in 1954.
The library on the 29th floor has GREAT views of the city.
I hate the City of Chicago with a passion......