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Satellite Room

Satellite Room

Diner, Bar, and American Restaurant$$$$
U-Street, Washington
74 Tips and reviews
  • boozy drinks
  • milkshakes
  • tater tots
  • good for a late night
  • lively
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  • Eater
    EaterApril 25, 2013
    Satellite Room, the newest of the Hilton Bros. projects, serves up drinks in a chic diner atmosphere. Sip on boozy milkshakes, or grab a beer on tap.
  • Amy G.
    Amy GraffJune 13
    Cheap, loud, quick, and a little messy. The Satellite mixes dive bar with diner and delivers it with a side of awesome service and tunes. Great place to grab a pre 9:30 Club bite.
  • AskMen
    AskMenOctober 22, 2012
    The perfect place to grab a bite before or after a show. The food ranges from standard diner fare like meatloaf, patty melts and fried chicken, to Mexican-influenced dishes. Read more
  • Brynna M.
    Brynna McCoskerMarch 3, 2013
    Great spot/crowd. Some of the nicest bartenders I've come across in the city. Even on a cold night the outside patio was well warmed and comfortable. The mac n cheese is legit.
  • Dave D.
    Dave DettloffApril 16, 2013
    Order your shake early and where you have a seat or stool (mine took two attempts and 20 minutes to get at the bar), but worth it! Bartenders are great and fast at cocktails.
  • Bitches Who Brunch
    Bitches Who BrunchMarch 4, 2016
    The Vincent Vega with Bourbon, vanilla ice cream, and whipped cream is just as good as the milkshake at your favorite childhood diner, but loaded with liquor. They are deceivingly strong. Read more
  • Curt S.
    Curt SallingerJuly 24, 2016
    Great place some drinks prior to a show at the 930 Club. Word on the street is that the brunch is solid too, but I haven't verified yet.
  • Kayla G.
    Kayla GailDecember 31, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    Macaroni and Cheese was spectacular and could not stop raving about the peanut butter boozy shake. Highly skeptical at first, but this place is amazing!
  • Winter
    WinterOctober 19, 2012
    The meatloaf is family sized and delicious. We subbed the mashed potatoes for sweet potato fries. You will definitely leave full.
  • Brittany
    BrittanyMay 22
    Great spot to grab a drink and meet the band after a show at the 9:30 club. The food looked good too!
  • Drew B.
    Drew BennettAugust 13, 2014
    Been here 10+ times
    The fish tacos are still good, but the rest of the menu has been on a slow decline. Patty melt sounds tempting, right? Don't do it - Satellite Room's definition of marble rye is mind boggling.
  • Jonathan T.
    Jonathan TJanuary 31, 2016
    Been here 10+ times
    Tater tots come inside the breakfast burrito. Be still my grease-clogged heart.
  • Karen E.
    Karen ElizabethJune 22, 2015
    Boozy milkshakes and tots were good but EVERY thing else is borderline inedible. The patio is open for smokers, so expect second hand smoke with your wutang mimosas.
  • Washington Blade
    Washington BladeMarch 18, 2013
    Our dining writer says: "60's style diner features 'boozy shakes' and a meatloaf that is to die for." Read more
  • Winter
    WinterOctober 19, 2012
    They have a drink here called the Patsy Stone. She's an icon who knows her drinks. In other words, get it.
  • Marianna M.
    Marianna MuratovaAugust 10, 2014
    Great boozy milkshakes and chilly fries. Also, a very cool atmosphere if grabbing a drink with a friend
  • Cory C.
    Cory ChimkaMarch 19, 2013
    Been here 25+ times
    Grilled peanut butter & marshmallow sandwich is like nothing I've ever had before, absolutely amazing!
  • Jonquilyn
    JonquilynDecember 8, 2012
    Try their spiked milkshakes. They're $10 but totally worth it. Their tater tots are great too.
  • Washington Blade
    Washington BladeJanuary 10, 2013
    From our review: "All the “boozy shakes,” $10 each, are named after famous television characters like Lucy Ricardo..." Read more
    BROADSApril 29, 2013
    With boozy milkshakes and build your own cheeseburgers this spot is a Broads dream come true!
  • B
    BOctober 8
    Great decor. Great atmosphere and music. Delicious and fairly strong boozy milkshakes.
  • Patrick H.
    Patrick HackettOctober 24, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    Oh my god. The elote! The best pseudo corn on the cob I've ever had. Great spot.
  • Priya S.
    Priya SubramaniamJanuary 19, 2013
    Boozy milkshakes are awesome. You can order them right at the bar!
  • Warren R.
    Warren RobinsonMay 23, 2013
    Been here 25+ times
    Come to Wu Tang Wednesdays starting at 10pm. With special drinks prices!
  • Nadyne R.
    Nadyne RichmondJune 13, 2015
    Really good fried chicken and tater tots. Definitely worth the visit.
  • Chris C.
    Chris CegielskiDecember 30, 2012
    Pretty cool diner behind the 9:30 club with a surprisingly good menu!
  • Jason R.
    Jason RosenbergNovember 16, 2012
    The tilapia tacos are pretty amazing and they go well with tots.
  • donna t.
    donna tDecember 30, 2015
    Boozy shakes with childhood cereal and loaded tots for happy hour. Can't go wrong. 😄
  • Lenzy B.
    Lenzy BettersAugust 8, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Try to AC Slater boozy milkshake. Don't be afraid of the avocado. It's AMAZING.
  • Rob C.
    Rob CampbellSeptember 17, 2015
    Come on Wu Tang Wednesday. Special Wu Tang drinks and kung fu movies.
  • Sasha N.
    Sasha NevermindMarch 6, 2016
    Unlimited Wu-Tang Mimosas for $15 during brunch hours.
  • Niccolo O.
    Niccolo OlivaresMarch 5, 2016
    Milkshakes, good for a late night, outdoor seating
  • Cory
    CoryJune 20, 2015
    Delicious boozy shakes! DC needs more places like this.
  • Joshua H.
    Joshua HigginsOctober 3, 2015
    Been here 5+ times
    Great boozy milkshakes and large portions.
  • Gene X.
    Gene XNovember 10, 2013
    Torn pinball machine is in great shape here! $0.50/play. 3 ball.
  • Matthew E.
    Matthew EckertMay 10, 2014
    Been here 25+ times
    Brunch, 11a-5p, Sat/Sun!
  • Chris P.
    Chris PolicinoAugust 1, 2014
    Been here 10+ times
    If you gotta poo, they gotta great loo.
  • Lis R.
    Lis RMay 13, 2016
    Been here 10+ times
    great happy hour draft deals.
  • Jessica P.
    Jessica PlacenciaMay 10, 2015
    Chicken club sandwich!!!! So poppin. Chill vibes
  • Rob M.
    Rob MaximNovember 17, 2012
    This place has Dyson Airblades in the bathrooms. What else do you need to know?
  • Sharon R.
    Sharon RobertsonMay 3, 2014
    Fries are ehh. Definitely could be crisper
  • Ken P.
    Ken PerselJanuary 31, 2013
    Fun, groovy place! Killer diner grub.
  • Jonathan J.
    Jonathan JohnsonJuly 6, 2014
    Fish tacos. Get them!
  • Mandi C.
    Mandi CritchfieldJanuary 15, 2013
    Clifford- best bartender hands down. Hook a brotha up.
  • Daryl W.
    Daryl WolkeAugust 6, 2014
    Boozy milkshakes. Super close to 9:30 Club
  • JH H.
    JH H-DOctober 6, 2016
    The milkshakes live up to the hype!!
  • Naa P.
    Naa PilarJune 10, 2015
    Everything! Burgers shakes all of it!
  • Shannon Y.
    Shannon YazurloAugust 4, 2014
    Order a boozy milkshake... or two!
  • Mike A.
    Mike AlvaradoDecember 11, 2014
    Beer was good. Didn't have food, but the selection looked good
  • Tobi M.
    Tobi McFarlandDecember 30, 2015
    Drinks, Old Bay tots...ambience
  • Amarilla K.
    Amarilla KayNovember 20, 2016
    Customer service was not up to par. Waitress was not helpful with recommendations about food. Long wait time to order food. Lucy Ricardo milkshake barely had alcohol.
  • Ashley M.
    Ashley MilnorJanuary 21, 2013
    Latkas Gravas Spiked Shake is amazing!!
  • Ali N.
    Ali NadleOctober 14, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    Try the Sammy & Kim! It's cloyingly sweet!
  • Alisa S.
    Alisa SweeneyFebruary 24, 2014
    The fried chicken really is butt fucking good
  • Andy P.
    Andy PaikOctober 20, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    AC Slater milkshake is delicious.
  • Brett H.
    Fantastic milkshakes!
  • emily f.
    emily filkinsNovember 5, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    Raschelle is the best bartender!!!!!
  • Katya A.
    Katya AnanievaApril 30, 2014
    Get the fish tacos!
  • Lauren S.
    Lauren SloanJanuary 24, 2015
    Brie burger- do it
  • Todd M.
    Todd MorganDecember 30, 2012
    The shakes are awesome
  • Amanda K.
    Amanda KloosNovember 18, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Grab a boozy milkshake!
  • Jessica P.
    Jessica PlacenciaNovember 11, 2016
    Always great after a 9:30 show
  • Nikki P.
    Nikki PollockJune 8, 2013
    Dyson hand dryers in the bathrooms. Quality.
  • Bitches Who Brunch
    Bitches Who BrunchJanuary 3, 2015
    Voted "Best Diner 2014" by Bitches Who Brunch! Read more
  • Jack R.
    Jack RayburnJanuary 21, 2014
    Been here 5+ times
    Wonderful customer service.
  • Julie S.
    Julie SandersMay 28, 2013
    You have to be miserable to work here. Staff stinks !
  • Audrey A.
    Audrey ADecember 22, 2012
    Get a boozy shake!!!
  • Rob S.
    Rob StarkMarch 22, 2014
    Been here 10+ times
    I expect Jon Taffer to arrive yelling at any moment
  • Lissa S.
    Lissa SpomerJanuary 17, 2015
    Joan Jet Burger
  • Adam R.
    Adam RodriguezOctober 19, 2015
    I'd love to tell you, but the customer service is so bad I wasn't even allowed to get food. Terrible customer service.
  • Cali W.
    Cali WilderApril 30, 2015
    The alcoholic milkshake was a terrible idea.
  • Sam A.
    Sam AbdelhamidOctober 22, 2013
  • Bitches Who Brunch
    Bitches Who BrunchDecember 8, 2015
    Voted Worst Letdown of 2015 by Bitches Who Brunch. Read more
  • León
    LeónNovember 28, 2016
    Buenas hamburguesas a precios muy baratos, el problema es que son un poco pequeñas
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