Yeah. For better or for worse, those Real World Portland kids worked here.
Grab a giant $2 slice of cheese, pepperoni or Don Ho! Trust your gut.
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Great pizza. Cheap too. Eat up!
The happy hour is a great deal.
Great place for a first first date.. cheap so if it doesn't work out it's OK.
I got a tip, make sure you LEAVE a tip. Everyone works so hard to put out amazing food and perfect drinks, while still relaxed enough that you feel welcome, and want to stay to eat and drink more!
If you are what you eat... Never order a # 2
Get the Cajunator pasta made with Alligator sausage. It's to die for. Spice it up by asking them to throw in some onions and peppers. Your mouth will thank you.
Strong drinks,happy hour pabts mighty mug is great
Steak strip mushroom pasta! Serious.
Steak and tots is the jammy jam!
Get the feta vinaigrette on your salad and you will be a happy camper!
Best Tots in town!
Saturday/Sunday specials: delicious Bloody Mary or Manmosa (super-Mimosa) for only$5! I recommend super-sizing you delicious beverage!
pepperoni pizza doesn't get much better!
The Real World Portland cast works here! Boo!!!!
Overall a good experience as far as service, cleanliness, and vibes... But that processed chicken has GOT to go. It was so gross. I enjoyed my side salad and ice water, and called it a lunch. 👌
Our favy pizza!! The staff is super great! The schmojito's are amazing.
Great happy hour deals.
Gluten-free available for $2 extra. Complimentary dum-dums when you pay!
The girl that works on Sunday afternoon's may be mentally retarded. A mentally retarded flirt that ignores anybody that is not a single douchebag frat boy.