Yeah. For better or for worse, those Real World Portland kids worked here.
This Schmizza in particular has the best pepperoni pizza around! I got a card from the Green Line Market that lets me get $2 slices. Add a soft drink and you're still under $4 for lunch!
If you have nowhere else to go and are in need of a trip down 90s music memory lane, you've come to the right place.
Great pizza. Eat outside when it's not raining.
The pizza is greasy and yummy—everything you need after a night of drinking.
Sit outside and watch the streetcars go by.
outside tables are a wonderful springtime setting, great food with enough vegie options to satisfy us too and good selection of local ales on tap oo!
Overall a good experience as far as service, cleanliness, and vibes... But that processed chicken has GOT to go. It was so gross. I enjoyed my side salad and ice water, and called it a lunch. 👌
Our favy pizza!! The staff is super great! The schmojito's are amazing.
Great happy hour deals.
Saturday/Sunday specials: delicious Bloody Mary or Manmosa (super-Mimosa) for only$5! I recommend super-sizing you delicious beverage!
Gluten-free available for $2 extra. Complimentary dum-dums when you pay!
The Real World Portland cast works here! Boo!!!!
The girl that works on Sunday afternoon's may be mentally retarded. A mentally retarded flirt that ignores anybody that is not a single douchebag frat boy.
I got a tip, make sure you LEAVE a tip. Everyone works so hard to put out amazing food and perfect drinks, while still relaxed enough that you feel welcome, and want to stay to eat and drink more!
If you are what you eat... Never order a # 2
Get the Cajunator pasta made with Alligator sausage. It's to die for. Spice it up by asking them to throw in some onions and peppers. Your mouth will thank you.
Great pizza. Cheap too. Eat up!
Get the feta vinaigrette on your salad and you will be a happy camper!
Great place for a first first date.. cheap so if it doesn't work out it's OK.
Best Tots in town!
Strong drinks,happy hour pabts mighty mug is great
The happy hour is a great deal.
Steak strip mushroom pasta! Serious.
Steak and tots is the jammy jam!
pepperoni pizza doesn't get much better!