People tend to check in during these times:
Tip testing 123
errmmm...here i am....
Tell to upgrade spotify.
No open flames near the rum balls.
At midnight cinderella turns into a maid. At 7pm shoe turns into an asshole.
Help yourself to the Mint Slice.
No, you're not in New Zealand.
:: EPIC GUITAR SOLO ::
Leave your Zs at the door and pack your vowels; welcome to The Commonwealth.
Compliment shoe on his wonderful gallery
There are currently no translation services available! #unfortunate
Shoe is not liable in the event of your injury at his workstation.
Ask about the cat pictures.
Not open until caffeinated.
This is a sovereign nation of one. F the gub'mint.
Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate!
Please observe the no-fly zone. No flies allowed.
Keep your mitts off my Splenda stash!
Make friends with Mr. Dubbs. He is king of this castle.
DO scream like a little boy when you arrive and suddenly find yourself face to face with a giant ghostly white stallion.