People tend to check in during these times:
DO scream like a little boy when you arrive and suddenly find yourself face to face with a giant ghostly white stallion.
Make friends with Mr. Dubbs. He is king of this castle.
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Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate!
Help yourself to the Mint Slice.
Leave your Zs at the door and pack your vowels; welcome to The Commonwealth.
Compliment shoe on his wonderful gallery
Ask about the cat pictures.
Please observe the no-fly zone. No flies allowed.
Keep your mitts off my Splenda stash!
No open flames near the rum balls.
At midnight cinderella turns into a maid. At 7pm shoe turns into an asshole.
No, you're not in New Zealand.
Shoe is not liable in the event of your injury at his workstation.
Not open until caffeinated.
Tell to upgrade spotify.
This is a sovereign nation of one. F the gub'mint.
Tip testing 123
errmmm...here i am....
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