If you get stuck here for more than 4 hours, just kill yourself
Pray for your flight to leave on time.
Boots has got the cheapest water by far
Once you're past security, take the first right towards the gates - otherwise they tour you through the whole bloody duty free shop!
Frankie & Benny's - need to go to the top floor and climb the stairs in the corner. Nice and relatively quiet.
The check in which is closer to the gates is a joke, allow another hour to your "getting through the airport" time and that's about right. BAA, you are a joke
Frankie and bennys by far the best option
HMV in the Duty free area is amazing for the prices.. It saves you a lot of money...
Max bag for any flight is 23kg - a pound over and the handlers won't touch it
Seafood bar before the flight - smoke salmon platter is the dish to go for
The Yotel is perfect if you need to stay the night at gatwick for an early morning flight.
I always thought Gatwick was the most civilised London airport, but today it's more like Mos Eisley.
Free wifi after registration. SSID:_The Cloud
If you want a Lounge, use the No. 1 Gatwick Lounge. It is excellent. Well worth it. Very friendly, great food and drink. Business or Pleasure. Highly recommended.
Nothing here is cheaper than amazon or even the high street if you know where to look. Rip off.
It's difficult to find a pub here!
Excelerator hand dryers in the bathroom. Ace. Shits all over the dyson airblade. Not literally though. There's no shit in them at all.
Great duty free. If you are a whiskey fan go to World of Whiskey. A lot of very special spirits.
Best gents toilets ever in the check-in area. Am
Check out the Cornish Traditional Pasty if you are hungry.
New(ish) duty free area is to die for!
Take the stairs instead of the ramp when arriving
Enjoy the long twisty ques powered by easyjets powerful and innovative checkin system.
Nov12: what is happening with this refurbishment? Waiting area is really bad, just want to take off ASAP
Since the Internet duty free hasn't been cheaper, don't buy thinking otherwise.
Caffe nero is the warmest to spend the night and it's open 24/7!
Spending the night at the Hilton - flight tomorrow morning...
Have a fake non EU/UK passport made up. That way you can fly through the very short non EU passport checking queue, rather than wait an hour in the UK one...
over £5 for up 1 hour short stay parking!
So costa is closed as part of massive 'mess'/renovations. Struggle upstairs to cafe Nero if you are landside.
Drop off zone is 2 floors down!
If they tell u take your coat and belt off way before u need to - just don't! It's too cold
No seating on departures level some upstairs besides Boots
Calurosa, tortuosa y mal diagramada! Si tenes q esperar es un infierno.