People tend to check in during these times:
There is an open (but hidden) wi-fi network available throughout the hospital: connect to SMH_Guest. Capitalization matters.
Go for the triple by-pass, you'll feel good as new!!
The gift shop has cheaper prices on the small things like chips and pops. They also sell cheap sandwiches!
They saved my life after I suffered a near fatal car accident in 1997.
don't touch anything in the waiting room of emerg!!
DON'T use the washrooms on the inside hallway in the Queen wing (the ones by the door) trust me its where all the vagrants "shower" its nicknamed the hobo hotel for a reason
Don't end up here.
If you're staying overnight, bring your own pillow.
Be prepared to wait all day
Try the Marketeria - Great food!
This is one of the Trauma centers for the GTA so coming here for anything minor after 3 PM mon - thur and all day/night fri sat sun will surly mean a 5 hour wait.
Yesterday they made me wait 6 hours to learn my nose is broken or not! I spent all the morning at the hospital even though it was my bday!
The neurophysiology team is disorganized. I showed up for my test and they had it down as cancelled. WTF?
Michael and I were both born here
Second time here, fantastic service. Admitted within 20-30 minutes.
St.Mikes hospital blocked the Netflix site.. So while you are in the waiting room you cannot watch something to waste time :@
At shift change 7-8pm the nurses in ICU always give patients something to knock them out so they don't have to deal with them for the first few hrs of their shift.. Even if the people want to visit
The cafeteria is closed on weekends.
If you request for a copy of your MRI, xray, etc., prepare for a fee unless you're going to forward it to an external Doctor for follow-up!
Quiet up with all the new babies and mom's
The temperature varies widely throughout the hospital. If your patient is cold, just grab more sheets from a linen cart. No one will notice.
A friend had bowel problems he had to clean himself as good as he could. I arrived 1:30pm. When they wheeled him to a room at 2:30am he was stll lying SOILED no shower. I think that was DISGUSTING.