People tend to check in during these times:
Coffee tastes better up here for some reason...
No Indian food allowed.
Despite what the sign says, the Coke machine will not provide you with a 20 oz. bottle, but rather a 12 oz. can.
Coffee from drip maker is so bad you'll learn to love 711 coffee.
Make sure the toaster isn't set to "Bagel" or you'll be left with burnt bread.