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Ted's Hideaway

Ted's Hideaway

Bar$$$$
South Point, Miami Beach
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  • Mariana B.
    "Best local bar in South Beach, cool people, pool table, fun times."(4 Tips)
    Pavlo
    "Best locals bar, and the bar tenders are all ladies."(3 Tips)
    Jeff G.
    "High five Christini if she's here."(3 Tips)
    Alex R.
    "Go at happy hour - we all love cheap drinks!"(8 Tips)
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  • Trisha C.
    Trisha CarterAugust 11, 2016
    Dive bar #3
  • Mattie S.
    Mattie StegerMarch 3, 2016
    Cheap drinks; pretty good selection.
  • Gabe H.
    Gabe HerreraFebruary 8, 2016
    Been here 5+ times
    My favorite bar on the beach. You got it all there and it has small town bar prices south of 5th Miami Beach.
    Upvoted May 28
  • Askia
    AskiaFebruary 2, 2016
    Chill place in the cut. The prices are great and the bartenders are cool. Decent place to watch a game and play pool. FYI smoking is allowed here and pets too after a certain time.
  • Ryan G.
    Ryan GoltzmanOctober 5, 2015
    Definition of a good dive bar.
    Upvoted 3 weeks ago
  • Alex R.
    Alex RichardsJuly 30, 2015
    Sit at the bar and enjoy one of Miami's best dive bars. Go at happy hour - we all love cheap drinks!
  • Michael S.
    Michael ShibaFebruary 9, 2015
    Great place to play pool.
  • Jacobo G.
    Jacobo GómezJanuary 15, 2015
    Classic dive bar. Rusty, not in good shape, weird crowd... GREAT PLACE!
  • Adrian A.
    Adrian AlanisSeptember 2, 2014
    Cheap. Great service.
  • Erick W.
    Erick WoodDecember 10, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Home of the South Beach Bears fan club. Southbeachbears.com
  • Erick W.
    Erick WoodNovember 5, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Suzelle is a sweetheart and Cody is a fave too!
  • SamSam S.
    SamSam SlagHuisOctober 1, 2013
    Been here 25+ times
    Drinkers beware: "Happy Hour" is $1 off per drink. It's not 1/2 off. It's not 2 for 1. It's not happy. Bartenders will not explain this to you unless you ask for specifics.
  • The P.
    The PinkPantherSeptember 11, 2013
    Bring your party pants
  • Miami New Times
    Miami New TimesJuly 12, 2013
    Best of Miami 2013- Best Dive Bar, Miami Beach: Ted's Hideaway. Slip in for a drink where you could encounter a local or a tourist. Make a new friend or two. Read more
  • Carlitos R.
    Carlitos RojasApril 18, 2013
    Sam is the best bartender, awesome service.
  • Bob B.
    Bob BowlingMarch 24, 2013
    He secret shot here is Fireball. Do it, I dare you.
  • Allie M.
    Allie MindermannMarch 13, 2013
    Sam is an awesome bartender!
  •  Deon P.
     Deon ParconFebruary 12, 2013
    Cheap.. lets dive to drunk..
  • Jose C.
    Jose CabaAugust 2, 2012
    Awesome bar and awesome staff
  • Pablo A.
    Pablo ArusJune 19, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    locals hideaway in sobe. good place to watch sports games, good beer, nice bartenders, decent food.
  • Will S.
    Will SmithMay 21, 2012
    Been here 25+ times
    Get fucked up. Stay fucked up.
  • Tim M.
    Tim MMay 6, 2012
    Great as always .# 3 dive bar in the USA !
  • Mariana B.
    Mariana BMay 1, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    Best local bar in South Beach, cool people, pool table, fun times. Ask for Patsy, she is a great bartender!
  • Stephanie D.
    Stephanie DunnApril 20, 2012
    Best dive bar in Miami, period.
  • Jenny D.
    Jenny DemartiniAugust 31, 2011
    Great happy hour deals and escape from Miami Beach scene.
  • Bruno G.
    Bruno GiglioAugust 25, 2011
    Great dive bar in the heart of South Beach
  • Trafton G.
    Trafton Gunsmoke™August 6, 2011
    Finally a place I feel comfortable. South beach is full of douches. Come here if you are normal.
  • Ashley B.
    Ashley BaesemanMarch 28, 2011
    Nachos are good. Great service. Kind of a sausage fest.
  • Juana Lina P.
    Juana Lina PinillaFebruary 9, 2011
    Bettina is the best bartender ever
  • Miami New Times
    Miami New TimesJanuary 6, 2011
    Best Dive Bar on the beach - cheap drinks, good vibe, locals and young-professional crowd.
  • Bianca R.
    Bianca RuggeriNovember 25, 2010
    Come see brandy. Sexy fun and the beat bartender! Also see her at rokbar!!
  • Larry P.
    Larry PowersAugust 21, 2010
    Been here 5+ times
    Christini rocks
  • Mike H.
    Mike HaynesAugust 16, 2010
    Christini friggin rocks! Saturdays & Mondays
  • George S.
    George StromMay 28, 2010
    Been here 25+ times
    One of the best "dive" bars I know....friendly and beautiful staff, cheap drinks, and your second drink is on the house if you worked that night in the service industry!
  • Miguel C.
    Miguel CruzApril 14, 2010
    If you have the stomach, get a "Game Face" it will kick your ass! Ask Abby to make it!
  • Ivan M.
    Ivan MladenovicApril 12, 2010
    local bar with great service and fun times.
  • Brad W.
    Brad WarshMarch 23, 2010
    A locals joint, affordable drinks, an all girl bar staff...makes for a good time usually when you cant afford the big clubs.
  • Pavlo
    PavloMarch 22, 2010
    Best locals bar, and the bar tenders are all ladies. Watch out cuz you wont pull numbers big shot, they know better. Great spot. maybe you'll see my favorite blond
  • Jeff G.
    Jeff GonickFebruary 6, 2010
    High five Christini if she's here.
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