Please lock the doors!!! And clean up after yourself. I am NOT the maid
I love how there are more tips here than they would be at any other persons house. Haha
Make sure there's TP in the downstairs bathroom before you decide to drop a deuce.
Only compact cars in guest parking. HOA people are Nazis!!
Do not eat anything labeled.
Only compact cars can park in front of The garage otherwise you will be towed.
Don't park in the red fire lane or you'll get towed like @icefasho
Don't let the dog out otherwise you will running around the whole neighborhood trying to catch him. Don't forget to take your shoes off when entering.
Passed by the old bat cave :(