Order some pizza so you can get a 2 liter.
If you clean the house, Liz will give you a handjob.
Help clean the cave!
Please learn and obey the House Rules.
I highly recommend passing out on the big comfy couch.
Take your clothes off and put on the sparring gear. Then knock Dustin the fuck out, he likes it.
Watch tosh.0 re-runs!
If you are a dish hoarder, the fruit flies will eat you.
The bourbon in the Makers Mark bottle is actually Old Crow
Just know...imma fuck you.