People tend to check in during these times:
Don't feed the local Jo Jo.
Telewerq central by day, shitstorm by night.
Don't feed the local deer.
Chupacabras run wild late night. Watch out if you're wearing a meat dress!
Play beer pong with Clint if you want to take a breezy jog around the house!
If the blonde one asks you to do airplane bottle shots - get the money first.
Enjoy a late night cordial in the crystal with Kenny, and dance on the preschool chairs with Cal.
Where your dignity comes to die...
Y'all like me as Mayor?