People tend to check in during these times:
Y'all like me as Mayor?
Play beer pong with Clint if you want to take a breezy jog around the house!
If the blonde one asks you to do airplane bottle shots - get the money first.
Don't feed the local Jo Jo.
Telewerq central by day, shitstorm by night.
Don't feed the local deer.
Chupacabras run wild late night. Watch out if you're wearing a meat dress!
Enjoy a late night cordial in the crystal with Kenny, and dance on the preschool chairs with Cal.
Where your dignity comes to die...