House of loose morals
Change your sheets they smell like stale cheese and Mexican
Beers, pizza and sluts
But there's couchae!
Beware the fleas.
Smells like teen spirit!
The made for tv movie
Beware I'm in my underwear....I'm a poet and I didn't even realise
Mmmmmmmm curried egg and salad joy!
But my ass is!
Get out of my room merkin!
Don't drop the soap
The couch is not explosive
Home of the wig of the truth
Your couch is going to blow up!
What's all this noise? We'll have no trouble here!
Detour bar rocks my tiny world... Hoo rah!
Backyard beers... And sluts