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The Loon

(Now Closed)
Dive Bar, Sports Bar, and Pub$$$$
Uptown, Dallas
58 Tips and reviews
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  • JB H.
    JB HMay 24, 2014
    Been here 25+ times
    Will be sad when this week ends.
  • Mark B.
    Mark BrinkerhoffMay 15, 2014
    Been here 10+ times
    They're paving paradise (The Loon) to put up a parking lot (CVS)? Loonacy!
  • Chris F.
    Chris FMarch 30, 2014
    Been here 5+ times
    Get here with the quickness. Long pour and it's gone in two months!
  • Dallas Observer
    Dallas ObserverFebruary 28, 2014
    There should never be lines at casual bars, ever. Lucky for you they open at 11 a.m. most days and the place is nearly empty: day drunk.
  • Kat S.
    Kat SmithFebruary 11, 2014
    Been here 10+ times
    rip :( :( :(
  • Perseus C.
    Perseus CEOOctober 10, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Best Watering Hole A Man Can Have!
  • Todd M.
    Todd MarshallOctober 6, 2013
    If it's too loud, you're too old
  • Pat N.
    Pat NJuly 24, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Great drinks and a pretty decent food menu as well!
  • Daniel Dallas M.
    Everything's a double!
  • Dallas Observer
    Dallas ObserverJune 21, 2013
    This is where you come to get the strongest whiskey and Coke you've ever ordered.
  • Luis C.
    Luis ChavezMay 11, 2013
    Come here if you want to hang out with a concentrate of SMU
  • Keegan W.
    Keegan WoodMay 2, 2013
    A Dallas landmark. Best and stiffest drinks in town. If you are coming to Dallas you need to experience the cult following of drinking at the loon.
  • Abe E.
    Abe ElyMarch 3, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    My whiskey coke is light in ever.
  • Cody W.
    Cody WalkerMarch 1, 2013
    A little expensive for a so-called "dive bar" walked in and walked right back out. Not a good first impression. Plus the guy telling me i have 30 minutes when i parked. I can tell time douche!
  • William H.
    William HolmesFebruary 22, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Try the Margherita pizza with salami... It's awesome!
  • Claire D.
    Claire DaviesFebruary 7, 2013
    Holy goodness! Strongest drink you'll find outside of your own cabinet!
  • Joel H.
    Joel HoneaDecember 31, 2012
    The drinks!
  • Laura L.
    Laura LockeDecember 30, 2012
    Get a White Russian, seriously.
  • Krissy S.
    Krissy SakyDecember 9, 2012
    Stiff pours, awesome.
  • Brian M.
    Brian McMahonNovember 23, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    Don't get doubles.....
  • theicp
    theicpOctober 15, 2012
    Get enough doubles and you might just meet your husband here. Worked for me.
  • Mark B.
    Mark ButlerOctober 7, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    Try not to die
  • Hannah G.
    Hannah GrondJune 24, 2012
    Strong drinks <3
  • Sara Dawn W.
    Sara Dawn WilkinsJune 10, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    Strongest drinks in town
  • Carla H.
    Carla HughesApril 26, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    Plan on taking a cab when you leave. These are the STRONGEST drinks in town!
  • Whitney F.
    Whitney FullerMarch 18, 2012
    The stiffest drinks for the best price. And seriously the food is good
  • Whitney H.
    Whitney HolderMarch 9, 2012
    Give yourself a two drink max if you don't want to embarrass yourself...
  • Chris L.
    Chris LeeMarch 4, 2012
    Been here 100+ times
    They don't put the music on til 7pm. Learn something new every day.
  • Jason K.
    Jason KJanuary 19, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    My favorite bar in Uptown. Strong drinks and very relaxed on the weekdays, and a few blocks from my apartment.
    ILiveInDallas.comDecember 22, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    The food is surprisingly good. Get a meatball sub.
  • Avivah
    AvivahDecember 4, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Fantastic burgers...and of course strong drinks
  • Vanessa F.
    Vanessa FergusonNovember 26, 2011
    I was told the mavericks hang out here
  • Mia
    MiaNovember 21, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    So I know we all come here for the stuff drinks, but damn the food is amazing. Get the fish sandwich and the Philly cheese steak.
  • Jimmy C.
    Jimmy CarmichaelNovember 19, 2011
    Been here 50+ times
    My horrible boss drives me to drink .........Thank Uptown for making this my neighborhood bar
  • Kelly B.
    Kelly B.November 10, 2011
    strong drinks!
  • Pat L.
    Pat LawleyOctober 29, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Mixer alcohol? You mean alcohol splash of mixer. :-)
  • Pat L.
    Pat LawleyOctober 29, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Redbull vodka? You mean vodka splash of rebull.
  • Jimmy C.
    Jimmy CarmichaelOctober 22, 2011
    Been here 50+ times
    Shot time!!!
  • Jenny
    JennySeptember 16, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    The corner of the bar... is ours!
  • Sean G.
    Sean GuminSeptember 4, 2011
    Look out for the house magician!
  • Susie O.
    Susie OAugust 29, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Know what you want when it's busy and don't keep the bartenders waiting. Drinks are the strongest in Dallas so so if you're a pansy ask for it tall. Food is good, too.
  • Tait L.
    I love Brittany
  • Mia
    MiaJuly 31, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Watch yourself with the liquor. Drinks are stronggggggggg. Always. There's always cabs waiting outside so you never have to drive home.
  • Douglas P.
    Douglas PrudeJuly 29, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    The food is better than the booze.
  • Jill G.
    Jill GrancerJune 13, 2011
    Right across the street.... Awesome drinks...and Food!!!! :)
  • Stephanie A.
    Stephanie AlvaradoMay 31, 2011
    Been here 25+ times
    This is the best bar in Dallas! Grown up drinks!
  • Brittany D.
    Brittany DuerksenApril 18, 2011
    Drinks is strooong here
  • Andrew W.
    Andrew WylyFebruary 23, 2011
    Been here 25+ times
    The Loon Burger is the best in Dallas. Also order the tater tots, they're not on the menu.
  • Molly D.
    Molly DicksonDecember 28, 2010
    All of the worst nights of my life started out here. Halloween 09 especially
  • pressefr
    pressefrDecember 10, 2010
    stiff drinks here
  • Kristi w.
    Kristi wilsonNovember 4, 2010
    Been here 5+ times
    Ask for Red Bull!! No blu crap
  • Thomas L.
    Thomas LeathAugust 18, 2010
    One of the best pours in Dallas!
  • Roy A.
    Roy ArguelloAugust 7, 2010
    Get a makers and coke and call it a day. You deserve it.
  • Nik
    NikJuly 27, 2010
    Been here 10+ times
    They make a perfect cosmo. Strong and fills the glass completely. Try one!
  • Sean R.
    Sean ReardonJune 26, 2010
    My Macallan single was poured as a double. Well done, Loon.
  • Mario
    MarioFebruary 7, 2010
    Go to The Loon and have a Vodka w/ Red Bull
  • Chase G.
    Chase GranberryFebruary 5, 2010
    Don't go here if you aren't looking to have fun.
  • Twisted Dog
    Twisted DogDecember 8, 2009
    I saw three roaches having sex here.
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