Yard Sale today!!! Come buy some cheap shit!
Bring these when you come here, it pleases the mayor!
Don't wake up this early, it sucks!
Drive slow homie...
A lifetime on your knees will get you an eternity in paradise...! Wait! Humans don't live for eternity. I don't get it...
BYOBrownies! Cause there are none here... Jesus started crying!
A strange passion.
Being me some beer and sour cream and cheddar ruffles. Thank you.
Try the deep fry o' the day! It's all good...
Watch out for the enormous puddle in front every time it rains.
I'm out of beer feel free to bring some. I'll gladly pay you tues. Jk but really.
Bring beer and weed! Let's party!
BYOB and weed.