Need unworn clothing from Urban Outfitters? Ever dream of waking up at 4PM everyday? This place is for you! Book John's room today and you'll get a complementary iPhone 5 at check in.
Enjoy caveman life? Ever wish you could live in a tree? Then this is the place with you.
Amzingly weird dreams happen here
Jermain failed to mention that he made my blanket the "fart blanket"
Need to fart? Use johns fart blanket
John LOVES to cuddle with people! Also, bring beer.
Better spell it right...
Jermain's tip is FALSE. John actually HATES to cuddle!
Ése Juan no vive aquí. Esto es la casa de la jefe de jefes