Ése Juan no vive aquí. Esto es la casa de la jefe de jefes
Need unworn clothing from Urban Outfitters? Ever dream of waking up at 4PM everyday? This place is for you! Book John's room today and you'll get a complementary iPhone 5 at check in.
Jermain failed to mention that he made my blanket the "fart blanket"
Need to fart? Use johns fart blanket
Jermain's tip is FALSE. John actually HATES to cuddle!
John LOVES to cuddle with people! Also, bring beer.
Better spell it right...
Enjoy caveman life? Ever wish you could live in a tree? Then this is the place with you.
Amzingly weird dreams happen here