People tend to check in during these times:
WRAPPING CURLY FRIES AROUND YOUR PENIS AND STICKING IT IN THE VENTS IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO CATCH FERRETS WITHOUT CATCHING RABIES
Make sure that while playing Jenga that your pants are on. Too baby incidents.
Eduardo's child watches you from the window. Don't worry, though. Due to Eduardo's new raise, she can finally bathe and not look gross.
You'll see Eduardo sitting on the back porch from time to time, hes grumpy, dont say hi to him.
Eduardo finally got a raise. Now he can afford name brand soap instead of washing with the baby wipes in the bathroom. Make sure you sniff him while your here.
Don't ask Eduardo for help. The man reeks of old cabbage and sloppy fish.
Not actully here but seemed like a great place to check into at the time!
Try the no water chai! It is the best on the block!