Check in is a zoo this am
Always refuse the pornoscan. The recording that says it's safe is lying to you.
Opt out. How much liberty are you willing to give up for little to no additional security!
Security is better than it was before 9/11. So quit complaining.
If your flying on Thursday get to the airport the Tuesday before. BS
Come early opt out of the scanner!
When they ask about weapons, don't tell them, "I am a United States Marine, I *am* a weapon!"
Dear god! The worst experience ever! The new bag checker rescanned everyone's bag and I got a 'pat down' over a Bobby pin!
There's a really HOTT TSA agent doing the strip searches. Definitely worth the overnight jail stay and high bail in the AM just to see hum again in court...
The scanners have poorly scheduled maintenance and calibration records. Inadequate training coupled with repeated use are a health hazard.
If asked whether you have any paper in your pockets, you are being selected for the backscatter X-ray machine. Opt out: these machines may cause unknown health risks.
Slowest checkpoint ever!
One nude o science running at N check point. Fortunately there was no junk touching today
security was a breeze...
Oh Christ, they're talking about extraordinary rendition now.
I feel so violated.
Oh god, I mentioned the heroin. They're putting on the latex gloves now.
I swear, it was just a stupid joke! I don't know anything about uranium or heroin!
Oh god oh shit no no nonono. Send help!
No! No! Don't beat me with the hose!
OH GOD I'm screwed.
I'm just sitting here. Hope I don't get in trouble for telling that uranium joke.
Oh god. I don't think they liked my joke.
Go to checkpoint #2 instead....