These are the nicest TSA agents I've ever met!
Most of the time it's quick but sometimes it's slammed . . . allow at least 20 minutes to get through security.
This place is a breeze to get through! Got here an hour before lift off!
Why are people afraid of the radiation from the machine when they get 400 times as much x-rays jut by flying at 30,000 feet?
Why did my hair just get patted down?
Opt for the pat down and metal detector. Don't be a wimpy prude and avoid potential cancer-causing x-rays.
TSA line is long and slow!
There is no groping.