People tend to check in during these times:
This place smells like a hospital.
The bathrooms are haunted.
While at Passavant check out the Crazy Mocha shop in the Professional "Peace" Building -- White Chocolate Mocha!!
If you get admired, have someone bring your laptop to pass the time, there is Wifi in patient rooms, and with one TV between two people, you might need a distraction from your roomie's soap operas.
Someone in the elevator smells
Without a doubt the BEST care around!
Note that the ER entrance if you're not in an ambulance is at the very end of the campus, in the least accessible area. Thank them for adding to your stress.
Try not to be confused by bad wayfinding signage on the campus.
If eating in the cafeteria, watch to see what the doctors, nurses and staff pick. If they can eat it, it can't be all that bad!
Don't expect to be discharged when they say you will. Expect it to be at least 2 hours later. They have no regard for people's time.
Dr & Nurses in ICU are amazing...
Not too sure about the cafeteria downstairs...
If you arrive late morning its worth the $2 to have the parking staff park your car. You can drive around forever looking for a spot.
Haven't been here in awhile. New parking lot layout was confusing at first.
Been waiting in ER room for an hour, was told it'd be 45 minutes. All I need is my stitches removed, this is HORRIBLE!
Great chicken tacos!
There are only three outlets in the surgery waiting room, so make sure your electronic devices have full charges before you get there! Other than that its a gorgeous hospital with wonderful staff!
Park at Med Building T, then noodle your way through the hallways till you find the main annex. It's like a treasure hunt!