People tend to check in during these times:
you are having fun...
People love it when you bring a box of 32 packages that need to be mailed individually when there is only one person behind the counter.
Marina girls complaining about going to SOMA... *rolls eyes*
Not yet open - five minutes late. Going to be late for work now.
Don't forget to bring your gun to blow your brains out. This place is terribly slow. Thank god for eye candy.
Have a package slip? Don't wait in this ridiculous line. Go online and have your package redelivered. See your package slip for details.
Line way too long