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Tip#167: The internet always seems way more interesting when you have work to do... Happy weekend
Tip#159: If someone gives you his phone to show you a picture, don't be an ass hole and swipe left or right! @Mlageef
Tip#160: If someone has to clean his house before you come over, then you're not real friends... @BFF
Just had an awesome internship opportunity good place to work
Tip#47: If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it...
Tip#37: those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks and promotions... @Officelife
Tip#72: Nicknames are way more fun when people don't know they have them...
Tip#158: Sleep with contact lenses. Your dreams will be in HD...
Tip#41: You can immediately stop paper cuts and their pain with lemon juice... @BurnBabyBurn
Tip#150: The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread... @SaudiairlineMeal
Tip#84: People throwing rocks at you? Throw papers at them because paper always beats rocks...
Tip:118: It's called being friendly not flirty. It's called having a bad mood not rude. It's called being upset not emo...
Tip#153: The length of a movie should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder... @ShawshankRedemption
Tip#38: The meal isn't over when you're full. The meal is over when you hate yourself... @Fa6oor
Tip#46: Dont know how to break the ice with a girl? Ask her how much she weighs... @BadAdvices
Tip#62: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot...
Tip#144: If you think someone is staring at you, yawn. If they yawn too, they were probably staring ... @Office_Mlgoof
Tip#150: You need to call a woman twice.once so she could find the phone in her bag, second time to answer... @bottomlessPurses
Tip#11: First rule when using public toilets; always check for toilet paper... @Roadtrips
Tip#35: Whenever your hands are occupied, that's when everywhere starts to itch.
Tip#18: Intelligence is like underwear.it is important to have it, but not necessary that you show it off...
Tip#80: Always follow your dreams, except the ones when you are naked at work...
Tip#79: When a women says 'Do whatever you want', don't do what ever you want... @Girls
Tip#114: Time is precious. Waste it wisely... @TimeIsRunningOut - Muse
Tip#133: to be a master in self control. Next time u go to the movies,try not to eat the popcorn untill the movie starts... @caramel_popcorn
Tip#130: The 'clear history' button has saved more lives than all superheroes ever did... @internetexplorer
Tip#130: The 'clear history' has saved more lives than all superheroes ever did... @internetexplorer
Tip#96: Wearing headphones doesn't make your farts silent...@officetips
Tip#9: All you can eat is a perk not a challenge... @Dobhpeople
Tip#119: There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about... @7sh
Tip#116: Ugly people, never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie...@OldNokiaUsers
Tip#145: If you're ever bored, just see what's in the fridge... @insomniacfatprople Happy awesome weekend
Tip#151: In a company if it's not ur birthday & you are getting cakes from everyone...U are most likely fired but don't know it.. @farewells
ROCK IT 👍
Tip#146: If you speak louder than the other person...you will look like you're winning the argument... @sarcasticmustafa
Tip#146: XYZPDQ! (xamine your zipper pretty damn quick)...had to learn this the hard way @MaleSpecies
Tip#141: Never make eye contact while eating a banana...@Zainfruitsday
Tip#50: It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more.
Tip#74: Friends who buy you food are friends for life... @get.free.lunch.today.attemp
Tip#122: it's only illegal if you get caught...
Tip#124: If you want to sleep faster, decorate your bedroom to look like your office... Oooh snap no he didn't!
Tip#132: Advertising is legalized laying...
Tip#91: Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie...@Jay Z
Tip#132: You'll get everything you want in life if you lower your expectations...
Tip#134: There is no pleasure in having nothing to do, the fun is having lots to do and not doing it...
Tip#138: The first five days after the weekend are the toughest...
HAPPY WEEKEND 🎵🎶🎴🏀🎸☕🍻🏊✈♥
Happy Weekend 🎵🎶🎴🏀🎸☕🍻🏊✈♥
Tip#136: Weekend doesn't count unless you spend it doing something completely pointless...Keep calm & happy weekend