Funxion

(Now Closed)

Bar and Cocktail Bar$$$$

Downtown-Penn Quarter-Chinatown, Washington

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ThrillistOctober 25, 2010
After a late night, grab a caramelized onion'd Bison Burger, and the organic vodka/carrot & orange juice/ginger syrup Clear Confusion, if only it would help clear up last night’s confusion. Read more
Norm SunSeptember 10, 2011
Get a bison sirloin double patty slider to start. The bison nachos get soggy too quickly, but the chips and guacamole don't.
ANGMarch 3, 2011
Been here 10+ times
Also, the staff there: Doc, Josh and Amy are the best. They are always friendly and very hospitable.
Silvie StankovaSeptember 30, 2010
Pizza is really good + "scary good" cocktail (ask them to make it with vodka instead of gin...much better!!!) enjoy!
Martin KalfatovicApril 7, 2010
Been here 5+ times
Great speciality drinks, try the Scary Good! P.s. pizza isn't that bad, they don't use much--if any--salt, so foods are all a bit different.
InternsROCK!May 23, 2011
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Mike CalmusApril 17, 2010
The wild mushroom pizza is wonderfully flavorful. Also, don't let the price fool you - these are not personal size.
Dion BarelaMarch 6, 2011
The Bison pizza is great! Bring your friends and have a healthy time!
Andrew WisemanApril 13, 2011
Been here 5+ times
Good healthy lunch stuff. I like the chicken burger
NOM NOM BorisJune 9, 2011
Got to try the brand new healthy Bison Burger with 500 calories for $8.
Melvin ThomasAugust 27, 2010
Great portions and the turkey burger rocks!
Gemal BrangmanApril 9, 2011
Buffalo Chicken Pizza is a must here
CatherineJanuary 9, 2011
Check out the Japanese-inspired futuristic lavatory!
Joe HallAugust 26, 2011
Not cheap, coupled with small food portions over shadow decent tasting food.
EmreMarch 19, 2011
Try the $12 fruit juice!
Morgan ThomasJune 29, 2010
Insane logic (watermelon juice) is good
Feven AmenuOctober 21, 2011
Bring your ID other wise u won't get no drink:(
Rachael KingJune 30, 2011
Been here 5+ times
Horrible service. Been here a couple times and it takes forever, whether they're busy or not. Order a beer while you wait...
Joe GizziJuly 26, 2010
Wasn't a fan of the insane logic, though it sounded great in theory.
Rohan MalhotraSeptember 29, 2010
Been here 25+ times
Hector Romero returns to spin at Funxion this Friday (October 1st) - be there!! Read more
Dana JAugust 18, 2010
Yeah, I need to try this place out
Vera HolmanAugust 24, 2011
The bartender is RUDE ... Don't work HH if u don't want to hustle... BIG turn off!!!!
Leigh Ann MastriniMarch 11, 2010
Lose your mind playing with the hypercolor bar
Nicole LondonMay 30, 2011
this place is aweful
Dave InfamousMarch 20, 2011
Don't get the Asian pizza. Worst pizza I've ever eaten. Seriously. Do not want.
Manish GuptaMarch 26, 2010
Very bad pizza
Manish GuptaMarch 26, 2010
Ordered vegetable pizza

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