Concourse (Hel)L. Get shitfaced at Goose Island to take the edge of being sardined against a few hundred of your fellow travelers as you cue up for your flight.
Go all the way down to security checkpoint 9. Hardly ever a wait more than 10minutes! And only one full body scanner means a better chance at getting old fashioned metal detector instead!
Not sure why everyone is whining about the bag fees and no-frills service. We have this thing called the Internet, you might have heard of it. You can research the fees and extra costs ahead of time.
L is for Lame or Loser. Or Long Walk. Or Like Laguardia. Where you hope your gate is not. 3 Rick Bayless joints at O'Hare, none are here. No airlinelounge, either. Get food elsewhere.
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